By Ugh... - United States
  Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML
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  xXLenaXx  |  0

Massive YDI. You expect him not to sleep just for you? Do you want him to do a little dance for you, too? Maybe he was tired, and just not in the mood for sex. If you really wanted sex, you should've told him before your shower. You're probably one of those girlfriends that never tells her guy what she wants, totally expects to be treated like a princess and then whines on FML. Also, probably at some point you've turned him down when you weren't in the mood, so stop being lame and whiny.

  gingernator  |  0

I see a girl in anything less than fully clothed and I am on, I see her with underwear or less, and I'm ready to go. so YDI for not waking him and showing him ur tits

  spartan_girl  |  0

eh, if my husband is laying in bed, even with the lights and TV on, and he's even remotely tired (as in, it's after like 9 pm, even if he slept 9 hours the night before) he often falls asleep within 5 minutes. so it COULD have been a short shower, and the bf just falls asleep quickly

But, if my husband knows I'm on my way in to have sex, he keeps himself awake

  skittle68  |  0

My bf is kind of a Sallie when it comes to staying up late so when I can tell he's super tired I just wait for morning sex lol. no big deal. He knows I don't mind waking up for sex so it works out

  ActionManly  |  11

BOO HOO OP. Your boyfriend is Human! He has to Sleep! FYL!!!

Seriously, with all things considered its probably a good thing. It means that you don't get tired, half-assed sex, and when you do actually do it tomorrow, he'll have more than enough energy to get you off ;)

  perdix  |  29

You may want to rethink that. If she is so awful that her boyfriend can't stay awake to screw her when she's horny, just how unattractive is this thing?

  joeinthedark  |  18

I believe that he invented the light bulb so people could see in the dark, which is the exact opposite of what you are trying to do, I think.
You should be referencing whoever invented the light switch so you can turn off that light bulb when bumping a nasty.