FML : Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept...

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Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sausages - / Friday 17 January 2014 20:56 / Macedonia - Skopje

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By anonymous_kenie | 7

#5830455 - Saturday 18 January 2014 01:38

Hey sometimes life is hard

By bloodierframe30 | 16

#5830456 - Saturday 18 January 2014 01:38

Wow. I'll call that a 'Hard' time

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By LinkandSaria | 10

#5830454 - Saturday 18 January 2014 01:38

first

By anonymous_kenie | 7

#5830455 - Saturday 18 January 2014 01:38

Hey sometimes life is hard

vbzy | 11

#5830508 - Saturday 18 January 2014 02:12

It has it's ups and downs, right OP?

HKCgrimmjow | 15

#5830517 - Saturday 18 January 2014 02:28

On the bright side, you now know you're a masochist!

omgbrainZ_fml | 23

#5830580 - Saturday 18 January 2014 04:13

Haha lol. Life is "hard" what a great pun :P

VeganVampyre | 26

#5830595 - Saturday 18 January 2014 04:29

Wow, thank you, 55! None of us would have gotten that without you!

JustinKirby | 20

#5830769 - Saturday 18 January 2014 06:58

I tried to find a way to fit the phrase "stuck Inbetween a rock and a hard place" in there but couldn't think of a clever pun.

Kain713 | 14

#5833003 - Monday 20 January 2014 09:59

Thanks Ted, that was the joke.

By bloodierframe30 | 16

#5830456 - Saturday 18 January 2014 01:38

Wow. I'll call that a 'Hard' time

applebramble | 22

#5830657 - Saturday 18 January 2014 05:09

Hmm OP likes to be dominated .

radwanov | 14

#5831357 - Saturday 18 January 2014 08:00

nah nah nah come on, come on, come on. i like it, like it s s s & m m m :)

VonBlitzkrieg | 25

#5832905 - Monday 20 January 2014 06:55

At least now OP knows what he's into.

By xXxJaGsTeRxXx | 11

#5830458 - Saturday 18 January 2014 01:39

Get a tattoo on your junk next time! Wonder what will happen.

DarthMorlock | 9

#5830468 - Saturday 18 January 2014 01:40

This reminds me of 21 jump street "we even had to get tatoos on out junks

ShadowSneaker360 | 16

#5830525 - Saturday 18 January 2014 02:47

I heard a guy got a tattoo on his dick and now has a permanent erection.

liketenpandas | 6

#5832408 - Sunday 19 January 2014 07:54

I once heard this story... oh wait. no I didn't.

mallu86 | 9

#5832433 - Sunday 19 January 2014 08:39

#119 you must had a really rough childhood.

joeja69 | 6

#5837316 - Friday 24 January 2014 12:21

probably in the face lol

By TheCrispyCat | 20

#5830459 - Saturday 18 January 2014 01:39

Whatever's comfortable

By vikingsfan619 | 5

#5830461 - Saturday 18 January 2014 01:39

Was the tattoo that he erected up to your standards?

wellthen7154 | 12

#5830479 - Saturday 18 January 2014 01:45

Those standards are a bit too hard to cum up to.

cryssycakesx3 | 22

#5830530 - Saturday 18 January 2014 02:50

those puns almost made me spit everywhere!

junkman6 | 22

#5830548 - Saturday 18 January 2014 03:19

Spitters never win!

wellthen7154 | 12

#5830565 - Saturday 18 January 2014 03:56

I will admit they are a bit tough to swallow.

bighood24 | 17

#5830744 - Saturday 18 January 2014 06:32

spitters are quiters

By LinkandSaria | 10

#5830463 - Saturday 18 January 2014 01:40

Tattoo parlor's have seen lots.of things. Don't worry about it OP

By junkman6 | 22

#5830465 - Saturday 18 January 2014 01:40

Masochism is apparently your thing. Time to buy some latex suits and a cat o' nine.

J_Kertz | 13

#5830820 - Saturday 18 January 2014 08:09

And apparently a tattoo gun.

By NotMyDay5 | 13

#5830467 - Saturday 18 January 2014 01:40

Fifty Shades of tattoo

By krupa1017 | 18

#5830469 - Saturday 18 January 2014 01:40

Hey, whatever gets you through the pain. Lol

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