Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied "An eyebrow wax?" FML
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cerebellum_fml
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mono brow
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The_Pleb
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What were you expecting "sammich"?
YDI
YDI
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tko
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okay the_pleb, you're already #11, did you really need to reply to get even further up top? thats so f*cking annoying, why do you care if peopl say your name first??
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The_Pleb
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Your #13, unlucky
Now go get your girlfriend to get you a sammich and a chillax pill
Now go get your girlfriend to get you a sammich and a chillax pill
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TheLetterZero
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Pleb, quit being a retard.
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Flamersplamer
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moron can't help it, it is a pleb.
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CFR
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What on earth is a pleb?
Lol at you OP. What sort of response were you expecting?
Lol at you OP. What sort of response were you expecting?
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sicpupyz122
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ooooo
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SueSylvester_fan
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Smooth move, ex-lax. hahah! I always wanted to say that
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wyld3fyr3
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feels great to say dosen't it?
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LoveDemon
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try getting a better pick-up line next time ...
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Gorsbug823
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sad
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Drakon_fml
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Well, did you get the brow wax?
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Ligerie
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What was you're follow up line going to be if she said "I don't know" or something?
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perdix
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Were you expecting "Blowjob?"
Hey, she just spotted an obvious problem and suggested an easy fix.
Hey, she just spotted an obvious problem and suggested an easy fix.
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elliekinslurvsya
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haha fail
but hey just because you have bad eyebrows doesn't mean you're ugly or anything...look at old pictures of george harrison, his eyebrows were a disaster, but he was still gorgeous(=
but hey just because you have bad eyebrows doesn't mean you're ugly or anything...look at old pictures of george harrison, his eyebrows were a disaster, but he was still gorgeous(=
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tko
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this makes me want a "no one cares" button
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machete_fml
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more like WTF where's the punchline
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Exhumed
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this
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thats_my_job
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Seriously.
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gdb3
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that suck
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john_bell
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I think she likes you
Hey, she just spotted an obvious problem and suggested an easy fix.