FML : Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello,...

Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied "An eyebrow wax?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 2 November 2009 17:48 / United States

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By perdix | 29

#651125 - Monday 2 November 2009 20:22

Were you expecting "Blowjob?"

Hey, she just spotted an obvious problem and suggested an easy fix.

By LoveDemon | 19

#651105 - Monday 2 November 2009 20:09

try getting a better pick-up line next time ...

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By cerebellum_fml | 0

#651087 - Monday 2 November 2009 20:04

mono brow

The_Pleb | 0

#651149 - Monday 2 November 2009 20:40

What were you expecting "sammich"?

YDI

tko | 0

#651162 - Monday 2 November 2009 20:46

okay the_pleb, you're already #11, did you really need to reply to get even further up top? thats so f*cking annoying, why do you care if peopl say your name first??

The_Pleb | 0

#651211 - Monday 2 November 2009 21:13

Your #13, unlucky

Now go get your girlfriend to get you a sammich and a chillax pill

TheLetterZero | 7

#651318 - Monday 2 November 2009 22:33

Pleb, quit being a retard.

Flamersplamer | 0

#651346 - Monday 2 November 2009 23:01

moron can't help it, it is a pleb.

CFR | 0

#653995 - Wednesday 4 November 2009 14:54

What on earth is a pleb?
Lol at you OP. What sort of response were you expecting?

sicpupyz122 | 0

#883496 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 1:32

ooooo

By SueSylvester_fan | 0

#651101 - Monday 2 November 2009 20:08

Smooth move, ex-lax. hahah! I always wanted to say that

wyld3fyr3 | 3

#651280 - Monday 2 November 2009 22:03

feels great to say dosen't it?

By LoveDemon | 19

#651105 - Monday 2 November 2009 20:09

try getting a better pick-up line next time ...

Gorsbug823 | 0

#1005021 - Monday 24 May 2010 6:43

sad

By Drakon_fml | 7

#651112 - Monday 2 November 2009 20:11

Well, did you get the brow wax?

By Ligerie | 0

#651122 - Monday 2 November 2009 20:20

What was you're follow up line going to be if she said "I don't know" or something?

By perdix | 29

#651125 - Monday 2 November 2009 20:22

Were you expecting "Blowjob?"

Hey, she just spotted an obvious problem and suggested an easy fix.

By elliekinslurvsya | 0

#651130 - Monday 2 November 2009 20:27

haha fail
but hey just because you have bad eyebrows doesn't mean you're ugly or anything...look at old pictures of george harrison, his eyebrows were a disaster, but he was still gorgeous(=