By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied "An eyebrow wax?" FML
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perdix 29

Were you expecting "Blowjob?" Hey, she just spotted an obvious problem and suggested an easy fix.

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LoveDemon 19
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try getting a better pick-up line next time ...

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cerebellum_fml 0

mono brow

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The_Pleb 0
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What were you expecting "sammich"? YDI

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tko 0
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okay the_pleb, you're already #11, did you really need to reply to get even further up top? thats so f*cking annoying, why do you care if peopl say your name first??

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The_Pleb 0
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Your #13, unlucky Now go get your girlfriend to get you a sammich and a chillax pill

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TheLetterZero 7
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Pleb, quit being a retard.

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Flamersplamer 0

moron can't help it, it is a pleb.

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CFR 0
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What on earth is a pleb? Lol at you OP. What sort of response were you expecting?

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SueSylvester_fan 0

Smooth move, ex-lax. hahah! I always wanted to say that

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wyld3fyr3 3
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feels great to say dosen't it?

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LoveDemon 19
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try getting a better pick-up line next time ...

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Drakon_fml 7
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Well, did you get the brow wax?

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Ligerie 0

What was you're follow up line going to be if she said "I don't know" or something?

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perdix 29

Were you expecting "Blowjob?" Hey, she just spotted an obvious problem and suggested an easy fix.

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elliekinslurvsya 0
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haha fail but hey just because you have bad eyebrows doesn't mean you're ugly or anything...look at old pictures of george harrison, his eyebrows were a disaster, but he was still gorgeous(=

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tko 0
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this makes me want a "no one cares" button

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machete_fml 0

more like WTF where's the punchline

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gdb3 0
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that suck

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john_bell 0
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I think she likes you

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