Today, I went to explore a beach that was rumoured to have big crabs on it instead of the usual small tide pool crabs. I found out that the rumours were true went I went to flip over a rock, which was in fact not a rock. I now have to explain to a doctor how I ended up needing stitches again. FML
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RichardPencil
| 30
Doctors aren't judgmental -- what's going to be difficult is discussing with future dates why you needed treatment for crabs.
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Glowworm56
| 25
Smart crab. It disguised itself as a rock, and obviously preys on the fingers of foolish humans.
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RichardPencil
| 30
Doctors aren't judgmental -- what's going to be difficult is discussing with future dates why you needed treatment for crabs.
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Akitakat
| 31
Classic!
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unsealingkale
| 18
there were a lot of things someone could've commented on this post and I don't think anyone could've done better than this
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appletreee
| 30
Oh, as unfortunate as that is, maybe next time you'll learn to listen to the rumors. Hope you heal fast, OP.
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Glowworm56
| 25
Smart crab. It disguised itself as a rock, and obviously preys on the fingers of foolish humans.
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Dave_Davington
| 33
That is just so inappropriate! You should sit down and have a long and serious talk with those crabs.
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Ash_U78
| 11
Again? Now we also need the story of how you needed them the first time! Sorry about the stitches OP!
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reneetlovesyou
| 30
I wonder if that left OP a little shell shocked. Slightly crabby at the very least.
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max367
| 27
Was it a rock lobster?
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Dave_Davington
| 33
It can't be, because it wasn't under a dock.
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Akitakat
| 31
Reminds me of one of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies where Captain Jack was on the "other side" & saw a rock turn into a crab. He then abruptly passed out! lol
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TaysDarkLust
| 11
So it wasn't your horse, nor the drugged out guy at work. Did you need stitches because of the cat jumping on your head?
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Starzak
| 18
I just posted a similar comment.
Now I feel like I took part in plagiarism of some sort.
Now I feel like I took part in plagiarism of some sort.
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species4872
| 19
A bit sad when you catch the crabs or they catch you.