Doctors aren't judgmental -- what's going to be difficult is discussing with future dates why you needed treatment for crabs.

Oh, as unfortunate as that is, maybe next time you'll learn to listen to the rumors. Hope you heal fast, OP.

Smart crab. It disguised itself as a rock, and obviously preys on the fingers of foolish humans.

That is just so inappropriate! You should sit down and have a long and serious talk with those crabs.

Again? Now we also need the story of how you needed them the first time! Sorry about the stitches OP!

I wonder if that left OP a little shell shocked. Slightly crabby at the very least.

Was it a rock lobster?

Reminds me of one of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies where Captain Jack was on the "other side" & saw a rock turn into a crab. He then abruptly passed out! lol

So it wasn't your horse, nor the drugged out guy at work. Did you need stitches because of the cat jumping on your head?

A bit sad when you catch the crabs or they catch you.