FML : Today, I went to explore a beach that was rumoured to have big crabs on it instead of the usual small tide pool crabs. I found out that the rumours were...

Today, I went to explore a beach that was rumoured to have big crabs on it instead of the usual small tide pool crabs. I found out that the rumours were true went I went to flip over a rock, which was in fact not a rock. I now have to explain to a doctor how I ended up needing stitches again. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By AkaiKitsune - / Thursday 29 June 2017 04:00 /

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7477283 - Thursday 29 June 2017 4:17

Doctors aren't judgmental -- what's going to be difficult is discussing with future dates why you needed treatment for crabs.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7477286 - Thursday 29 June 2017 4:21

Smart crab. It disguised itself as a rock, and obviously preys on the fingers of foolish humans.

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7477283 - Thursday 29 June 2017 4:17

Doctors aren't judgmental -- what's going to be difficult is discussing with future dates why you needed treatment for crabs.

Akitakat | 30

#7477295 - Thursday 29 June 2017 5:11

Classic!

unsealingkale | 18

#7477649 - Friday 30 June 2017 5:11

there were a lot of things someone could've commented on this post and I don't think anyone could've done better than this

By appletreee | 29

#7477284 - Thursday 29 June 2017 4:17

Oh, as unfortunate as that is, maybe next time you'll learn to listen to the rumors. Hope you heal fast, OP.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7477286 - Thursday 29 June 2017 4:21

Smart crab. It disguised itself as a rock, and obviously preys on the fingers of foolish humans.

By Dave_Davington | 33

#7477288 - Thursday 29 June 2017 4:36

That is just so inappropriate! You should sit down and have a long and serious talk with those crabs.

By Ash_U78 | 11

#7477290 - Thursday 29 June 2017 4:45

Again? Now we also need the story of how you needed them the first time! Sorry about the stitches OP!

By reneetlovesyou | 30

#7477291 - Thursday 29 June 2017 5:01

I wonder if that left OP a little shell shocked. Slightly crabby at the very least.

By max367 | 27

#7477292 - Thursday 29 June 2017 5:02

Was it a rock lobster?

Dave_Davington | 33

#7477298 - Thursday 29 June 2017 5:14

It can't be, because it wasn't under a dock.

By Akitakat | 30

#7477300 - Thursday 29 June 2017 5:16

Reminds me of one of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies where Captain Jack was on the "other side" & saw a rock turn into a crab. He then abruptly passed out! lol