By Weirdo - 30/12/2013 18:39 - United States
Today, I went to church for the first time in my life. They had a Jesus statue at the altar, and I noticed he was surprisingly muscular. Ten minutes later, I had to excuse myself, after I caught myself fantasizing over a crucified Jesus. FML
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By  aliyourpally  |  12

Want to turn some water into sex?

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  KaeSAL  |  11

I laughed at the poor construction and absurdity of your attempted joke. So you succeeded in being humorous, just not in the way you intended.

By  happle  |  21

I always found the image of a crucified person, Jesus or not, to be a little disturbing.
That's why I don't go to church anymore.

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  KaeSAL  |  11

93- That temperature isn't adequate for holy bread. Holy bread needs to be cooked at a much higher temperature then that. If it's too low it will go flat.
On a similar note, if it's too high it will become unholy bread and upon cutting it you will be cast into the fiery bowels of hell for all eternity.

Hope this helps! Happy baking.

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  Tali147  |  16

You are probably right, I just grouped them together because it was a statue and a menorah. Both objects. Although, I've NEVER heard anyone call my Menorah sexy.