Ah well. Sophistication is not for everyone OP :P

Something tells me OP was at a bar, not a place for wine testing.

you're getting there!

Was the wine at least good?

Perhaps it was too strong for OP...

Guess you should have swallowed that.

That's what he said..

Everyone acts like each individual wine is special but in reality they're thinking "let's taste a bit then swirl the wine glass a bit then compliment the wine"

You clearly know nothing about wine.

Spitters are quitters op

Wearing a white shirt while wine tasting? You like to take chances :)

You know OP is a true badass when they start eating spaghetti while wearing white.

I once ate at a red robins with a full white suit on. Did not get anything on me.

Who wears an all white suit to red robin

#47 Someone who has run out of thrill of skydiving, cliff climbing, and street racing. Wearing a white suit to red robins is basically the most dangerous thing someone can do, followed by cutting lemons with a paper cut.

I had just gotten done with graduation. We had gone straight to the restaurant from the graduation site. I had not been told about this arrangement so I did not think to bring a spare outfit.

live life on the edge

Sometimes spitting is not the best option

You want some cheese with your experienced whine?

Never know, she might spit that out too.

you took in more than you could take.. didn't you??