By woopdeedo_1 - United Kingdom
  Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the bed. I pretended to still be asleep. I sent a text to my boyfriend to tell him about it. I heard his phone beep from over in the bed. FML
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  shotstack  |  0

If I went to a party with my girlfriend and we'd got seperated, I'd be looking for her, not thinking about taking a nap. Besides, I think suspicions would be raised if anyone's partners disappeared at a mixed-sex party, these days.

  shotstack  |  0

I didn't mean that she wasn't allowed, simply that maybe her boyfriend was sitting thinking that she was cheating on him because she went to a party without him. You know, diving off the deep end, as people are want to do nowadays.

  PoniumKitty73  |  0

okay but why would the boyfriend have sex with another person while the girlfriend was asleep in the room? :P ...maybe he was just... dreaming.. and... ya know.. he makes those noises in his sleep... :p

  xoconnie  |  8

hahaha FYL for him wanting someone else more than you. buttttt maybe he thought it was u if he was really drunk. but probbly not.

wellllll sorryyyyyy.
have a nice life.

  ReyEr9412  |  0

If the OP got wasted enough to blackout on the ground. it's possible that her bf also got extremely shitfaced. If he was superincredadrunk he wasn't really responsable for his actions. But that doesn't mean that he is blameless either.

  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

She may not have seen him around cos she was asleep on the bedroom floor. Who goes to a party to sleep? Anyway, maybe he left his phone there. Easiest way to find out: look. Then do whatever comes naturally.

  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

funny thing is, her boyfriend either did not care or was already making out with her once they got into the room, cuz how do you not notice your (ex)girlfriend lying on the floor

  tyheron  |  0

#25 ftw.

You would never have found out if you stayed in the kitchen. so you would probably been a happy little girl, but just like Eve you had to push the boundries. So be a good girl in the future and stay in the kitchen and nothing bad will happen to you. At least you wont find out. ignorance is bliss.

Y D I !

  smellyoldlady  |  0

how do u know it was his fone like it could be a coincidence but he could have been jerkin off hahahaha just sayin tht wud be retarded to screw a girl in the same room ur gf is in

  MidgetMonster  |  0

how could you not have sensed SOMEWHERE inside of you, that your boyfriend is ( hopefully was, or YOU are even more retarded) a total P.O.S., like there wasn't any indicator that he was stupid enough to cheat on you in the same exact room you were in. and not just a silent little fast kiss, full blown out sex? what the hell is wrong with you for dating somebody like that ? who does something like that? as if he didn't already have douchebag qualities!!!

  BoCo_fml  |  9

Sounds to me that OP is crashing on the floor, probably under blankets. BF comes in making out with the other girl and sees a lump on the floor. He's getting his jollies off then his phone goes too funny.

  mochabear4  |  0

there are other reasons why she could have been napping like being hammered or being like ... tired make and yes plz bitch slap that boy then find someone to hook up with cuz at that point that relationship is over no use in fighting about it or talking about it