Miscellaneous: Today, I went out to lunch with two friends from high school....

By bex - 07/01/2009 15:42 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two friends from high school. We saw a girl that we graduated with at the restaurant. The girl gave both of them hugs and introduced herself to me. FML

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By singleasapringle - 13/03/2016 06:41 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 06:11

Today, my best friend invited my ex to eat lunch with her. I wouldn't have found out had I not bumped into them while they were there. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2014 00:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 20:01 - New Zealand

Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML

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By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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By Jusawkward - 01/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 10:07 - United States

Today, I saw a girl I knew from high school at the DMV and she started leaning forward. I thought she was leaning into hug me. So I just began to hug her. She was actually trying to throw something in the garbage. FML

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shaPOW 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 22:25

unless you were close friends in high school, it's not a big deal that she doesn't recognize you.

Jimmy_fml 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 20:55

lol, man that sucks. it could of been worse she could of just gave your friends hugs then walked away.

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Jimmy_fml 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 20:55

lol, man that sucks. it could of been worse she could of just gave your friends hugs then walked away.

hahakare 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 5:14

Yeah, maybe you just changed a lot.

shaPOW 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 22:25

unless you were close friends in high school, it's not a big deal that she doesn't recognize you.

dani_fizzle 0

Monday 6 April 2009 4:39

Shit, that's cold!

Exhumed91 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:39

Agreed, this is a good thing if you have changed at all for the better since high school.

thebigal78 0

Friday 5 June 2009 0:12

Oooo tht sux bbro

Gromie 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:24

Maybe she didn't recognize u cuz got hot! Not so much of an fml

niamhyo 13

Sunday 1 June 2014 16:23

Or maybe she got ugly?

BBkid 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 3:27

So? She doesn't know u so y would she hug u?

kpopfanatic93 6

Saturday 31 December 2011 1:32

I think you're missing the point; she does know him.

rachilio 26

Wednesday 31 October 2012 20:34

She went to high school with him. She's SUPPOSED to know him.

nerdygeek 4

Monday 22 March 2010 2:45

she hates you

buggybeauty 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 10:17

so what? does it really matter?

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