By Catsfordays - 20/08/2015 06:02 - United States - Yucaipa

Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML
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nooblper 21
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You considered him a real catch and a potential soulmate... why, exactly? All based on looks?

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PinkasaurusRex 25
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Don't sweat it, OP. You'll find your real soulmate someday. You can just laugh this experience off later; it'll be a great story to tell.

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Bassist_Ibanez 14
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Well, he sounds interesting.

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PinkasaurusRex 25
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Don't sweat it, OP. You'll find your real soulmate someday. You can just laugh this experience off later; it'll be a great story to tell.

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jonjonguapito 15
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Embarrasment. A guy's way of getting out without hurting her feelings.

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YodaMyNameIs 15
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Sometimes embarrassment is worse than having your feelings hurt and I'm pretty sure he wasn't trying to get out.

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Honest_Guy 10
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I agree with 13, and I love 13's name

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bris_63 18
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That sucks, OP. But, there's a lot more fish in the sea!

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Ludale06 3

over fishing is a problem tho

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hiitisbrooke 26
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At least you'll never be bored! And, from the stuff I've seen on here, there are much worse fetishes.

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LadyLuck93 20

Never trust online dating.

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Seabass_Chan 33
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OP never mentioned how they met.

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LadyLuck93 20

Sounds like a person you would meet online tho, just saying.

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Sigilwen 24
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Not really, could be some one op works or has class with. you can see some one every day and not really know them or how they act.

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LadyLuck93 20

Anyways.

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CommentKing207 23
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Some people are just straight up weird. Trust me, I've liked girls and it didn't work out because they were either creepy or clingy. You'll find the one for you sometime OP, don't feel bad about 1 date. Get back out there and find someone perfect!

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nooblper 21
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You considered him a real catch and a potential soulmate... why, exactly? All based on looks?

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alisha0215 12
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Isa_fml 20

She's being sarcastic, you fucking idiot.

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hipposteve 21

Take your time. its not a race to meet someone compatable.

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Jakk100 20
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I'm wondering if you considered him so highly before, or after he started proclaiming such weird things. If it was before I'm more concerned as to why he didn't voice his odd opinions sooner!

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