By Burning Love - 15/03/2014 07:35 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I went on a date. As I hugged him, I felt tingles. As a big believer in clichés, I thought it was the tingles of falling in love. Turns out, it was my allergic reaction to his cologne. I now look like I burned my face. FML
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rhysfucker 24
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At least he didn't ask you if his handkerchief smelled like chloroform.

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NoMore_CoolNames 14
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This girl is on fire.

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BassTurdo 22
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Your love was so strong it was fiery

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alphabetta 23
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Wow, even worse than one of my puns- and that's saying something. *applause*

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Mynamewontfi 40
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That indeed is OP's name, good job.

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Jaaared_ 15
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Just stop trying.

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magickitten 26
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One fail was bad enough....stop trying to be funny.

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i_h8t_everything 12
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You already wasted the first comment on a crappy joke. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN THE SECOND???

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jdlanam87 9
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I don't get it joke 1-2 both negative marks but 3 just as cheesy all positive. Wth. Lighten up people. They're jokes

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tpm45 25
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Where there is desire there is gunna be a flame.

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zandalee 19
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Love is a battle field

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maebelline12 12
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And where there is a flame someone's bound to get burned.

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Tobber 16
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Am I only dreaming? Or is this burning an eternal flame?

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rhysfucker 24
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At least he didn't ask you if his handkerchief smelled like chloroform.

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REALAfroninga 11
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That's my pick up line! It really stinks when you have to carry her out of the bar!

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Ilovemysphynx 19
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Well usually the tingles are in the stomach, not the face. Maybe next time op!

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Mynamewontfi 40
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Nothing says love more than a burned face.

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Kibaruto 33
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Cologne you say? Love stinks.

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angelitared 27
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Quick! To the Benadryl!

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