FML : Today, I went on a date. As I hugged him, I felt tingles. As a big believer in clichés, I thought it was the tingles of falling in love. Turns out, it...

Today, I went on a date. As I hugged him, I felt tingles. As a big believer in clichés, I thought it was the tingles of falling in love. Turns out, it was my allergic reaction to his cologne. I now look like I burned my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Burning Love / Saturday 15 March 2014 07:35 / United States - Phoenix

Love

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By rhysfucker | 24

#5885635 - Saturday 15 March 2014 15:57

At least he didn't ask you if his handkerchief smelled like chloroform.

By NoMore_CoolNames | 14

#5885638 - Saturday 15 March 2014 15:58

This girl is on fire.

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By BassTurdo | 22

#5885623 - Saturday 15 March 2014 15:54

Your love was so strong it was fiery

alphabetta | 23

#5885983 - Saturday 15 March 2014 21:50

Wow, even worse than one of my puns- and that's saying something.
*applause*

kaimariebee | 15

#5886017 - Saturday 15 March 2014 22:56

Wut..

Erery | 16

#5888465 - Tuesday 18 March 2014 7:30

Lawl Stfu.

By BassTurdo | 22

#5885628 - Saturday 15 March 2014 15:56

Burning love

Mynamewontfi | 40

#5885643 - Saturday 15 March 2014 15:59

That indeed is OP's name, good job.

Jaaared_ | 15

#5885645 - Saturday 15 March 2014 16:00

Just stop trying.

magickitten | 26

#5885798 - Saturday 15 March 2014 18:59

One fail was bad enough....stop trying to be funny.

i_h8t_everything | 12

#5886003 - Saturday 15 March 2014 22:22

You already wasted the first comment on a crappy joke. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN THE SECOND???

jdlanam87 | 9

#5888427 - Tuesday 18 March 2014 5:53

I don't get it joke 1-2 both negative marks but 3 just as cheesy all positive. Wth. Lighten up people. They're jokes

By tpm45 | 25

#5885629 - Saturday 15 March 2014 15:56

Where there is desire there is gunna be a flame.

zandalee | 19

#5886033 - Saturday 15 March 2014 23:26

Love is a battle field

maebelline12 | 12

#5886875 - Sunday 16 March 2014 22:40

And where there is a flame someone's bound to get burned.

Tobber | 16

#5893667 - Sunday 23 March 2014 10:01

Am I only dreaming?
Or is this burning an eternal flame?

By GirlGamer12345 | 22

#5885634 - Saturday 15 March 2014 15:57

So magical

By rhysfucker | 24

#5885635 - Saturday 15 March 2014 15:57

At least he didn't ask you if his handkerchief smelled like chloroform.

REALAfroninga | 11

#5886322 - Sunday 16 March 2014 5:35

That's my pick up line! It really stinks when you have to carry her out of the bar!

By NoMore_CoolNames | 14

#5885638 - Saturday 15 March 2014 15:58

This girl is on fire.

TheCrispyCat | 20

#5885818 - Saturday 15 March 2014 19:19

Katniss?

happyforever | 15

#5885824 - Saturday 15 March 2014 19:23

Alicia Keys? :D

By Ilovemysphynx | 19

#5885641 - Saturday 15 March 2014 15:59

Well usually the tingles are in the stomach, not the face. Maybe next time op!

By Mynamewontfi | 40

#5885650 - Saturday 15 March 2014 16:02

Nothing says love more than a burned face.

By Kibaruto | 33

#5885651 - Saturday 15 March 2014 16:03

Cologne you say? Love stinks.

By angelitared | 27

#5885661 - Saturday 15 March 2014 16:08

Quick! To the Benadryl!

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