Today, I went on a date. As I hugged him, I felt tingles. As a big believer in clichés, I thought it was the tingles of falling in love. Turns out, it was my allergic reaction to his cologne. I now look like I burned my face. FML
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rhysfucker
| 24
At least he didn't ask you if his handkerchief smelled like chloroform.
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NoMore_CoolNames
| 14
This girl is on fire.
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BassTurdo
| 22
Your love was so strong it was fiery
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alphabetta
| 23
Wow, even worse than one of my puns- and that's saying something.
*applause*
*applause*
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kaimariebee
| 15
Wut..
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Erery
| 16
Lawl Stfu.
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BassTurdo
| 22
Burning love
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Mynamewontfi
| 40
That indeed is OP's name, good job.
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Jaaared_
| 15
Just stop trying.
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magickitten
| 26
One fail was bad enough....stop trying to be funny.
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i_h8t_everything
| 12
You already wasted the first comment on a crappy joke. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN THE SECOND???
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jdlanam87
| 9
I don't get it joke 1-2 both negative marks but 3 just as cheesy all positive. Wth. Lighten up people. They're jokes
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tpm45
| 25
Where there is desire there is gunna be a flame.
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zandalee
| 19
Love is a battle field
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maebelline12
| 12
And where there is a flame someone's bound to get burned.
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Tobber
| 16
Am I only dreaming?
Or is this burning an eternal flame?
Or is this burning an eternal flame?
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GirlGamer12345
| 22
So magical
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rhysfucker
| 24
At least he didn't ask you if his handkerchief smelled like chloroform.
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REALAfroninga
| 11
That's my pick up line! It really stinks when you have to carry her out of the bar!
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NoMore_CoolNames
| 14
This girl is on fire.
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TheCrispyCat
| 20
Katniss?
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happyforever
| 15
Alicia Keys? :D
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Ilovemysphynx
| 19
Well usually the tingles are in the stomach, not the face. Maybe next time op!
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Mynamewontfi
| 40
Nothing says love more than a burned face.
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Kibaruto
| 33
Cologne you say? Love stinks.
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angelitared
| 27
Quick! To the Benadryl!