Love: Today, I went on a blind date. We were walking in the park and...

By Juanna - 13/01/2010 08:07 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. We were walking in the park and I noticed a funny smell. I looked down and realized I stepped in dog crap. I tried to nonchalantly rub it off on the grass, but instead hit a patch of wet grass and slipped onto my butt, right into a pile of goose poop. FML

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CallMeHush 0

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Wednesday 13 January 2010 18:26

Thank god your date was blind and didn't see it eh? That would have been embarrassing.

thegr8dane 0

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Wednesday 13 January 2010 16:21

so, any bets on how many "shitty situation" puns we're gonna see? this, of course, including variations thereof...

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Wednesday 13 January 2010 16:21

so, any bets on how many "shitty situation" puns we're gonna see? this, of course, including variations thereof...

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Wednesday 13 January 2010 19:51

I guess you could say she was having.... ... a crappy day (YEEEAAAAHHHH)

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Thursday 14 January 2010 4:00

the dog crap thing isnt so bad, it happens to everyone but the goose poop ist bad at all geese poop is dry and solid, it wouldnt mess anything up, you could just dust it away

SeedlessMe 13

Tuesday 16 March 2010 3:09

That would be rabbits--- Goose poop does come out wet and mushy ;-)

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Tuesday 16 March 2010 3:11

And FYL op, but hey-- if she didn't run screaming from that, You've got a keeper!!

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Thursday 15 July 2010 16:29

16 you forgot the shades.

detroiter 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 16:28

Pointing out the shoe shit would have likely been humorous & you could have then not had to try to sneakily get it off your shoe therefore not fallen in the goose shit.

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Wednesday 13 January 2010 16:33

there are geese out at this time of year? I call fake on this one.

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Wednesday 13 January 2010 16:38

I agree. Geese, in Washington state, in January. Does not compute.

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Wednesday 13 January 2010 16:43

It's possible (but not likely). I live in PA and we have a park that's located down stream from a power plant. The foul there never leave because the water is fairly warm all year round.