Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that "it's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML
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NYC_Yoshi
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don't ask for the truth if you can't handle it.
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JacksonCampbell
| 9
I really hate being put in the situation where you don't know if you should tell the truth or not. I, however, applaud the waiter. He did neither.
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maddybopeep
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lolol
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NYC_Yoshi
| 3
don't ask for the truth if you can't handle it.
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sterlingarcher
| 1
agreed..
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JacksonCampbell
| 9
I really hate being put in the situation where you don't know if you should tell the truth or not. I, however, applaud the waiter. He did neither.
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imacreeper
| 3
well somebody didn't get a tip!
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instnt1nfction
| 17
you can't handle the truth
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Zdog101
| 0
u got that rit
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DahkLohd
| 4
Exactly: if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.
On second thought, get back in the kitchen, but take off your clothes. ;)
On second thought, get back in the kitchen, but take off your clothes. ;)
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simply_improper
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lmfao i love honesty
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dolphincheddar
| 10
14. The waiter didn't get the tip. but niether did she ;)
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Flutist
| 3
Dolphin Cheddar your name makes me think dirty thoughts.
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juicedboi
| 7
Haha #8, u always get downvoted for agreeing with people.
He was just telling you their policy.
Maybe it had nothing to do with his answer.
Except it did..
He was just telling you their policy.
Maybe it had nothing to do with his answer.
Except it did..
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
| 8
well number 100 u totally just contradicted urself :S
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juicedboi
| 7
101- That was on purpose. Just trying to make OP feel a lil better before feeling worse :)
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liv4444
| 0
dumb shit you should have looked in the bathroom first. and wtf? no homo. this is the best comment you guys will get so like it up! hahaah ^^that sounded gay. bye (:
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liv4444
| 0
blahah it didn't show my comment u guys would have loved it (;
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Suchagoonnn
| 4
isnt what he said considered mocking
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GeraldisTheG
| 3
8 is a fail
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ExtremeEncounter
| 32
Put $5 into a cup of water, flip it upside down onto a coaster, slide it off onto the table and he can watch his precious tip float as he tries to figure out how to get the cup off the table.
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fast7fast
| 0
first to say ydi or fml!
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livgasms
| 4
that's so mean haha.
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whiteboy7thst
| 2
So was it a blind date, or was her date blind?
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snickerz01
| 0
no tip fo him!
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Zombieslayer1
| 0
First you say it's mean, and then you laugh over it. Clearly you have overactive mood swings.
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tree07
| 1
OP deserves it for trying to hit on her waiter before her blind date arrived
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Feklfekl2222
| 32
surely they would of been told to lie
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anakaren_831
| 1
wow, I'm guessing you didn't look so good, now you know what he's gonna go do during his break.
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mozeltov
| 7
masturbate?
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yougotapes
| 7
after... not later
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xoCOURTNIEox
| 0
what a douche !
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missmaryb
| 0
Agreed, OP is a douche for searching for a compliment.
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elmogoezRAWR
| 0
the originators of the contents of "the box" had to first think outside of said box to put in there.
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gb_chrs
| 2
how is he a douche? she's ugly, she asked for opinion, you'd rather lie to her and give the common "you look great" answer?
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Flutist
| 3
Actually, yea.
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Olympus217
| 3
hey what's your name
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kagera
| 0
take a joke. lol. it's a megamind quote.
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theMelimda
| 3
Lol. I knew I heard that quote somewhere before!! Thank you!!
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theMelimda
| 3
Thank you! I knew I heard this somewhere before...lol. Take a joke for sure, that's way funny!
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txgirl2013
| 14
dine and dash...that'll teach him
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Boomer21
| 0
Sure that's pretty fucked up BUT it's still a win on his part