FML : Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask...

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Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that "it's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By BurnedByAWaiter / Tuesday 24 May 2011 13:59 /

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By NYC_Yoshi | 3

#2558277 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 18:49

don't ask for the truth if you can't handle it.

By JacksonCampbell | 9

#2558303 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 18:54

I really hate being put in the situation where you don't know if you should tell the truth or not. I, however, applaud the waiter. He did neither.

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By maddybopeep | 2

#2558272 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 18:48

lolol

By NYC_Yoshi | 3

#2558277 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 18:49

don't ask for the truth if you can't handle it.

sterlingarcher | 1

#2558292 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 18:52

agreed..

JacksonCampbell | 9

#2558303 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 18:54

I really hate being put in the situation where you don't know if you should tell the truth or not. I, however, applaud the waiter. He did neither.

imacreeper | 3

#2558319 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 18:57

well somebody didn't get a tip!

instnt1nfction | 16

#2558329 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 18:59

you can't handle the truth

Zdog101 | 0

#2558555 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 20:04

u got that rit

DahkLohd | 4

#2558706 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 20:49

Exactly: if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.

On second thought, get back in the kitchen, but take off your clothes. ;)

simply_improper | 1

#2558842 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 21:22

lmfao i love honesty

dolphincheddar | 10

#2558887 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 21:38

14. The waiter didn't get the tip. but niether did she ;)

Flutist | 3

#2559681 - Wednesday 25 May 2011 1:56

Dolphin Cheddar your name makes me think dirty thoughts.

juicedboi | 7

#2560051 - Wednesday 25 May 2011 4:13

Haha #8, u always get downvoted for agreeing with people.

He was just telling you their policy.
Maybe it had nothing to do with his answer.

Except it did..

EagorLuvsBigFoot | 8

#2560064 - Wednesday 25 May 2011 4:15

well number 100 u totally just contradicted urself :S

juicedboi | 7

#2560131 - Wednesday 25 May 2011 4:38

101- That was on purpose. Just trying to make OP feel a lil better before feeling worse :)

liv4444 | 0

#2560980 - Wednesday 25 May 2011 7:11

dumb shit you should have looked in the bathroom first. and wtf? no homo. this is the best comment you guys will get so like it up! hahaah ^^that sounded gay. bye (:

liv4444 | 0

#2560983 - Wednesday 25 May 2011 7:14

blahah it didn't show my comment u guys would have loved it (;

Suchagoonnn | 4

#2561129 - Wednesday 25 May 2011 8:26

isnt what he said considered mocking

GeraldisTheG | 3

#2562272 - Wednesday 25 May 2011 14:45

8 is a fail

ExtremeEncounter | 32

#6233795 - Monday 16 March 2015 12:36

Put $5 into a cup of water, flip it upside down onto a coaster, slide it off onto the table and he can watch his precious tip float as he tries to figure out how to get the cup off the table.