By BurnedByAWaiter
Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that "it's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML
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  juicedboi  |  7

Haha #8, u always get downvoted for agreeing with people.

He was just telling you their policy.
Maybe it had nothing to do with his answer.

Except it did..

  liv4444  |  0

dumb shit you should have looked in the bathroom first. and wtf? no homo. this is the best comment you guys will get so like it up! hahaah ^^that sounded gay. bye (:


Put $5 into a cup of water, flip it upside down onto a coaster, slide it off onto the table and he can watch his precious tip float as he tries to figure out how to get the cup off the table.