By BurnedByAWaiter - 24/05/2011 13:59

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that "it's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML
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NYC_Yoshi 3

don't ask for the truth if you can't handle it.

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JacksonCampbell 9

I really hate being put in the situation where you don't know if you should tell the truth or not. I, however, applaud the waiter. He did neither.

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NYC_Yoshi 3

don't ask for the truth if you can't handle it.

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JacksonCampbell 9

I really hate being put in the situation where you don't know if you should tell the truth or not. I, however, applaud the waiter. He did neither.

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imacreeper 3

well somebody didn't get a tip!

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DahkLohd 4

Exactly: if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen. On second thought, get back in the kitchen, but take off your clothes. ;)

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simply_improper 1

lmfao i love honesty

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dolphincheddar 10

14. The waiter didn't get the tip. but niether did she ;)

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Flutist 3

Dolphin Cheddar your name makes me think dirty thoughts.

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juicedboi 7

Haha #8, u always get downvoted for agreeing with people. He was just telling you their policy. Maybe it had nothing to do with his answer. Except it did..

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

well number 100 u totally just contradicted urself :S

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juicedboi 7

101- That was on purpose. Just trying to make OP feel a lil better before feeling worse :)

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liv4444 0

dumb shit you should have looked in the bathroom first. and wtf? no ****. this is the best comment you guys will get so like it up! hahaah ^^that sounded gay. bye (:

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liv4444 0

blahah it didn't show my comment u guys would have loved it (;

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ExtremeEncounter 32

Put $5 into a cup of water, flip it upside down onto a coaster, slide it off onto the table and he can watch his precious tip float as he tries to figure out how to get the cup off the table.

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whiteboy7thst 2

So was it a blind date, or was her date blind?

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Zombieslayer1 0

First you say it's mean, and then you laugh over it. Clearly you have overactive mood swings.

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tree07 1

OP deserves it for trying to hit on her waiter before her blind date arrived

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anakaren_831 1

wow, I'm guessing you didn't look so good, now you know what he's gonna go do during his break.

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yougotapes 7

after... not later

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xoCOURTNIEox 0

what a douche !

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missmaryb 0

Agreed, OP is a douche for searching for a compliment.

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elmogoezRAWR 0

the originators of the contents of "the box" had to first think outside of said box to put in there.

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gb_chrs 2

how is he a douche? she's ugly, she asked for opinion, you'd rather lie to her and give the common "you look great" answer?

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kagera 0

take a joke. lol. it's a megamind quote.

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theMelimda 3

Lol. I knew I heard that quote somewhere before!! Thank you!!

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theMelimda 3

Thank you! I knew I heard this somewhere before...lol. Take a joke for sure, that's way funny!

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txgirl2013 14

dine and dash...that'll teach him

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Boomer21 0

Sure that's pretty ****** up BUT it's still a win on his part

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