Sucks to be you

I'm pretty sure there is a bright blue button for what you just said

Lol I just wanted to be 1st comment once in my life

I've been first comment several times, and I've never had a single one of them be downvoted into oblivion before.

It's better to be second or third with 150 upvotes than to be first with 150 downvotes.

At least she's giving feedback and seems to have quite some humor.

Exactly! Learn from this. When you know how to do it right, she'll be completely speechless, then you will have the last laugh.

Sounds like she wants you to get better. That is a lot better than letting you go on and on then have her talk about how bad it was to her friends. Just learn, take direction and you will get better.

Actually it's a taco...so I think you were pretty close to doing it right!

Well played sir. You beat me to it. Damn anti flood posting ! Taco taco.

So... Taco Belle?

I'm thinking arbys

16- Dela taco.

Roast beef sandwich

No it's a Tinkle Taco.

Twinkle twinkle little guy, when I open up my thighs, twinkle twinkle in his eye.

You know how you can tell if it's a burrito? The cheese.

You sir are a bad person :P

Do the words "yeast infection" mean anything to you?

Ooh so nasty so fucking nasty :D

No no, it's the beans

Seems like you should vag your bags and move out..

going on a vagtastic voyage?

bon vagyage?

Every guy has to learn sometime, try getting her to tell you what she likes OP. Be patient and stay sensitive to her needs! Best of luck mate

Well said

That is an amazing girlfriend

I thought they were tacos?!

Is a taco a burrito?

Spoken? Or yelled?

At least she gave you input, she could have been indifferent.