Miscellaneous: Today, I went back to the key cutter for the second time because...

By M - 23/05/2011 19:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went back to the key cutter for the second time because apartment key I gave to my boyfriend didn't work. The man cut me another key and apologised profusely. When I got home and tried the key, it didn't work. I realised I'd asked him to copy the wrong key. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2013 23:58 - United States

Today, I forgot my key inside my apartment. My boyfriend suggested we ask a neighbor to open it. I explained we don't all have the same key, to which he responded, "Well how come they all have the same doorknobs?" FML

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By losing the plot - 08/04/2015 19:36 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML

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By Ash - 14/06/2019 14:02

Today, the key broke inside my lock and I ended up needing bolt cutters. Cool. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2012 23:12 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, I wanted nothing more than to go home and get into bed. While I was unlocking my front door, the flimsy key snapped off inside the lock. A locksmith was called out, who did nothing but sadistically guffaw at my misfortune and crack sarcastic jokes as he undid the lock. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2014 09:59 - Russian Federation - Lipetsk

Today, I was back home from work drinking coffee when I heard someone open the door with a key. It was my boyfriend, who obviously didn't expect to see me home. We don't live together, and I never gave him a key. FML

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By megmo7 - 04/10/2010 08:24 - United States

Today, my roommate who stays out til 4 or 5 in the morning each night got her key to the dorm fixed. I've been having to stay up nightly to let her in (my normal bedtime being 12:00) How'd they fix it? Turns out it was never broken she was just putting the key in the slot wrong. FML

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Sorry guys!

By hawkknight - 23/02/2017 15:00 - United States - Portland

Today, at work, I broke the drinks machine for the third time. The first two times I broke the key, this time I switched it off and couldn't turn it back on after my manager warned me not to mess with it AFTER I had switched it off. The best part? The key is still broken from last time. FML

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By Luke - 25/07/2010 22:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a friend move. Before we arrived, he put his key on my key ring to keep it safe. When we got there, he promptly shoved my front door key into the lock and snapped it clean off. Not only can we not get into his house, but now I can't get back into mine. FML

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Not working out too well, huh?

By Coldandcalculated - 13/10/2021 02:00

Today, I learned that my fiancée copied my house key early into our relationship. The reason being is that in case I were to catch her cheating, which I did, she could come in and trash my place when I called off the wedding. FML

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By Lockout - 31/08/2015 20:01 - Germany - Kiel

Today, I thought I'd locked my house keys in my locker at work. Not having any replacement nearby, I decided to cut the padlock with the saw of my pocket-knife. It took 20 minutes and four cuts into my hand to destroy the padlock. It took another five seconds to find the missing key in my jacket. FML

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Rynk95 11

Monday 23 May 2011 22:56

Poor man. You made him feel sorry for nothing.

EricaCookies 0

Monday 23 May 2011 23:27

It was the "!!!" and "LOL" that killed it for me.

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mintcar 9

Monday 23 May 2011 22:58

Someone is a little sc a t ter br aine d.

zowieandzander77 1

Tuesday 24 May 2011 1:06

um what????

djmacncheeze 6

Tuesday 24 May 2011 3:24

scatter brained

mintcar 9

Tuesday 24 May 2011 3:46

Thanks 86 for explaining.

zowieandzander77 1

Tuesday 24 May 2011 19:39

got it.. when I first read it I thought it was some new crazy IM speak!

Jesterful009 0

Monday 23 May 2011 22:59

hahaha very funny

ashseal 11

Monday 23 May 2011 23:00

haha that was kinda dumb

WiderWille 11

Monday 23 May 2011 23:40

Oh really? When I read the FML it looked kinda clever to me :/

chino627 0

Monday 23 May 2011 23:02

nice going genius

jannie22 0

Monday 23 May 2011 23:04

haha dumby!

doom2 8

Monday 23 May 2011 23:05

it happens :P just try to think things through next time (:

WiderWille 11

Monday 23 May 2011 23:47

What happened to doom1?

LaughinStock 16

Tuesday 24 May 2011 7:28

^lol

Zdog101 0

Monday 23 May 2011 23:06

nice goin smartass

logo79 0

Monday 23 May 2011 23:07

wait u actually know how to use a key

FriscoKidz 10

Monday 23 May 2011 23:07

maybe you should lay off the pot..

TheresNoEffingwa 7

Monday 23 May 2011 23:22

that's never the answer brah

zowieandzander77 1

Tuesday 24 May 2011 1:08

neither is using the " word" brah...

Djzom13 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 6:09

Neither is putting an unnecessary space in the word 'within'. There will be no winner in this comment.

THEmuffinpan 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 6:42

Neither is photoshopping your boobs.

Shazzora 0

Monday 23 May 2011 23:08

idiot...

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Sorry guys!

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