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Well maybe this will help. Sex is when you insert your penis in and out of your girlfriend's vagina until you secrete a whiteish clear liquid. (a penis is the floppy thing between your legs that gets hard when you get excited) (a vagina is the hole that your girlfriend has in the front part of her body where her legs split) You're welcome.

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I have an inbred sister?! I bet she's hot...That's why our mother must have hidden her on Alderaan to keep her away from our dad. That guy will fuck anything.

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Maybe it would help your situation if you weren't 12 years old. Watch the animal channel too, it might give you some tips. ^^

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147, it's not called sperm. It's called semen. Sperm is in semen, and there are many elements that are combined to make it. Not just sperm.

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159- the scientific name for it is semen; our slang for it is cum or jizz. Sperm are micro-organism that impregnate women. Also sperm is pretty much "seeds"

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Sex is considered any act of oral, vaginal, anal, or digital (hands) sex. This means your not a virgin if you done any of those acts. The reason those are considered sex is because you can get STI's from all of those acts. Yes even using your hands, is you touch your mouth you can get a STI or if you have a open cut on your hand.

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It's never good when the girl asks what that was after you finished having sex. You did something wrong if you don't know either.

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Maybe not so strange. That's exactly what I thought the first time....was that sex? Is that all there is to it?

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It's not strange at all they're Americans their government hates 3 things : weed, free thinking citizens, and teaching safe sex or sex in general. In fact I hear the average lasting time of an American is 3 to 15 minutes that's just pitiful.

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173-Actually pretty much all health classes are is teaching about safe sex, and, trust me, Americans are VERY free thinking. Also, me and my boyfriend last A LOT longer than 15 minutes. ;D It's just the obese people that last that little amount of time.

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Maybe we're just good at getting the girl to reach orgasm. If you need to take a couple of hours to do it, then 1. you're doing it wrong 2. she'll get bored (Are you done yet???) 3. she'll prune up/dry out

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That's the usual sequence of things. People like comments on FML. So far, none have had their comments Liked enough times to get over 9,000.

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Not necessarily! The way he put it "went all the way" could have a totally different meaning, especially if he is that unsure he had sex. People worry me. But nothing like having an imagination!

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Hey bud don't feel bad, I've been on the same trip. I've only had sex with one girl and we've been together for two years now. Anyways what I'm trying to say is that the first time I fucked her it was like 5 seconds, I was like WTF *facepalm*!!! But believe me bud it gets better, you'll build your stamina, with practice of course!!! Foreplay before is always nice to! Try to bust a nutm before you go in for the pink alight :) good luck!

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OP's username is chchboy. If that stands for church boy, then that could be a reason for his ignorance if he has super sheltering parents. Either that or he is way too young. But definitely not nearly informed enough, I hope they used a condom.

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99 - Actually it's the only way his mom can get him to eat vegetables "choo choo! here comes the broccoli train!"

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I think this kid needs sex ed. Not porn , he has to know how to identify genitals , in porn every body part is considered a genital.

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Ear sex. Porn makes the impossible. Possible. Ok it was family guy but I'll bet porn will do it next.

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Trust me, porn is DEFINITELY not the way to go for anyone, especially if they're preparing to lose their V card

By using the term 'all the way', and her asking if that was sex or not pretty much sums up that you are way too young to be having sex in the first place.

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