By bluten - 18/03/2009 16:42 - Canada

Today, I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman, how he made every opportunity to see her, and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled, because that's exactly the way I feel about my crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML
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Same thing different taste

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im guessing you quickly changed the channel...

NO, NO, NO, I LOVE HER. I'M NOT STALKING HER, OFFICER. WE'RE IN LOVE! Best regards, S

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Well how exactly is the relationship between you and your "girlfriend"?

alex_vik 0
mrs_cullenx3 0

hahahhaha... whatever... i can so relate... no judgement here!

NO, NO, NO, I LOVE HER. I'M NOT STALKING HER, OFFICER. WE'RE IN LOVE! Best regards, S

TEAZO 0

Well then this just goes to show you. that you have a bit of a stalker in you. we all do for that fact you stalk me i stalk you were just stalking two and two. yeah that was lame sorry.

iLIAMMM 0

crush? o_o lol if you were in a real relationship then maybe it wouldnt be weird.

i had one of those moments lol then i realized im a pervert not a stalker

Just don't end up like that crazy Bjork stalker.