FML : Today, I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman, how he made every opportunity to see her, and how he loved...

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Today, I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman, how he made every opportunity to see her, and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled, because that's exactly the way I feel about my crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bluten - / Wednesday 18 March 2009 16:42 / Canada

Love

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By O_fml | 0

#41251 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 11:47

im guessing you quickly changed the channel...

By dickinabox | 0

#41286 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 11:54

NO, NO, NO, I LOVE HER. I'M NOT STALKING HER, OFFICER. WE'RE IN LOVE! Best regards, S

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By O_fml | 0

#41251 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 11:47

im guessing you quickly changed the channel...

ffmmllyaya | 0

#803356 - Thursday 28 January 2010 01:19

or she stayed, watched, n learned a few things

ericvolp12 | 0

#820477 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 04:08

u just called him a lesbian

ryguy997 | 0

#948445 - Monday 15 March 2010 04:24

no 104 op is a girl.

JamesM9794 | 0

#963854 - Friday 19 March 2010 05:41

new favorite

abcnonamecba | 0

#970596 - Monday 29 March 2010 03:52

same 106

By Art_Vandeley | 0

#41257 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 11:49

Well how exactly is the relationship between you and your "girlfriend"?

By alex_vik | 0

#41263 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 11:50

Looks like you're a stalker.

By kaseyface | 0

#41266 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 11:51

HAHA! sorry :P

By mrs_cullenx3 | 0

#41267 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 11:51

hahahhaha... whatever... i can so relate... no judgement here!

By dickinabox | 0

#41286 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 11:54

NO, NO, NO, I LOVE HER. I'M NOT STALKING HER, OFFICER. WE'RE IN LOVE! Best regards, S

pu13 | 5

#984279 - Saturday 24 April 2010 03:08

what a twilight line

By TEAZO | 0

#41287 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 11:54

Well then this just goes to show you. that you have a bit of a stalker in you. we all do for that fact you stalk me i stalk you were just stalking two and two. yeah that was lame sorry.

By iLIAMMM | 0

#41302 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 11:59

crush? o_o lol if you were in a real relationship then maybe it wouldnt be weird.

By captainfailure | 0

#41303 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 11:59

i had one of those moments lol then i realized im a pervert not a stalker

By Jaywin | 3

#41310 - Thursday 19 March 2009 12:01

Just don't end up like that crazy Bjork stalker.

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