FML : Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and...

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Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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You deserved it

By ouch. - / Monday 10 December 2018 09:30 / United States - Stamford

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By whiskey'swino | 12

#7735506 - Monday 10 December 2018 6:00

I never thought washing dishes as an extreme sport.

By Phil | 12

#7735885 - Monday 10 December 2018 21:36

It seems that if you didn't have bad luck, you wouldn't have any luck at all.

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By whiskey'swino | 12

#7735506 - Monday 10 December 2018 6:00

I never thought washing dishes as an extreme sport.

By evilplatypus | 37

#7735805 - Monday 10 December 2018 18:29

Sounds like your clothes aren’t very work appropriate if they get shredded that easily.

By Cody Vertigo Bonthoux | 15

#7735812 - Monday 10 December 2018 18:54

it seems you have my luck

By Phil | 12

#7735885 - Monday 10 December 2018 21:36

It seems that if you didn't have bad luck, you wouldn't have any luck at all.

By Wadlaen | 13

#7735966 - Tuesday 11 December 2018 0:09

Why were you washing the dishes when you got a dishwasher..?😕

By Taurus_ChicKa | 35

#7737958 - Saturday 15 December 2018 5:12

This is why I use paper plates.

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