FML : Today, I was walking to my mailbox and I fell down and couldn't get up. My neighbor walked by with his dog, took one look at me struggling, said "What...

Today, I was walking to my mailbox and I fell down and couldn't get up. My neighbor walked by with his dog, took one look at me struggling, said "What is wrong with kids these days, drunk at 9am" and continued on. I couldn't get up because I am still healing from a stress fracture in my hip. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By notwasted39 - / Monday 13 July 2009 16:21 / United States

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By live_my_life245 | 0

#393639 - Monday 13 July 2009 11:02

ohh that must suck! guess the neighbor isn't too nice...

By evanwilliams | 4

#393698 - Monday 13 July 2009 11:16

Hey, if you get drunk enough it won't hurt so much. And you'll live up to your neighbor's expectations as well. Problem solved. You're welcome.

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By live_my_life245 | 0

#393639 - Monday 13 July 2009 11:02

ohh that must suck! guess the neighbor isn't too nice...

Kttttt | 0

#393696 - Monday 13 July 2009 11:15

Help! I have fallen and I can't get up!

DrAwesome | 6

#393737 - Monday 13 July 2009 11:27

LifeAlert is there for you!

djb23 | 0

#393767 - Monday 13 July 2009 11:37

look on the bright side, when your old neighbor breaks his hip getting the mail and calls you for help you can walk by him and say "looks like you could use a drink.." and keep walking

thatrocker | 0

#393833 - Tuesday 14 July 2009 12:01

rofl, nice one

caneut | 0

#393992 - Tuesday 14 July 2009 12:57

YDI, why don't you have something called crutches to help keep pressure off your hip? duh

BBGood_fml | 0

#394034 - Tuesday 14 July 2009 01:15

lmao nice

volleyballgirl16 | 0

#394140 - Tuesday 14 July 2009 01:48

ha nice well played sir well played

Suekoff16 | 3

#394366 - Tuesday 14 July 2009 03:15

That was exactly what I was waiting for someone to say. Thats what I thought of when I saw I fell and couldn't get up and I started laughing thinking of the commercial

xTIGERxLILYx | 0

#394504 - Tuesday 14 July 2009 04:18

#19: NIICCCEE!!!! i can't believe over 300 ppl said the OP deserved it. god forbid anything serious happen to them.

elseany | 0

#396123 - Tuesday 14 July 2009 07:38

#32 caneut you are a retard. shes probably past the crutches stage of recovery, and even if she wasnt quite, a short walk to the mailbox is a good way to build the muscles and get steadier

hey2341 | 0

#397888 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 06:55

yesss this was my thot as soon as i saw "i've fallen and i can't get up"

WindsorDog | 0

#398015 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 08:17

That's just it, he/she didn't ask for help. A simple explanation and an ask for help would probably gotten you up.

bored690 | 0

#667772 - Thursday 12 November 2009 02:25

the fact that they had time to post it on fml indicates that they're ok

whoisthisgirl | 4

#1585028 - Friday 22 October 2010 08:41

damn... I was going to say something about lifealert..

D3llo | 0

#1710539 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 02:50

O.d that ain't right (:

By StoneColdNigga | 0

#393649 - Monday 13 July 2009 11:04

You didn't say anything dumbass?

Inked2009 | 0

#393669 - Monday 13 July 2009 11:08

Asshole, they did not ask for you to be a royal bitch. She shouldn't have to say anything a good person would go ahead and help. Not make a jackass remark,and keep going.

Crash92 | 0

#393682 - Monday 13 July 2009 11:11

you would think that this would be pretty easy to explain.

AnaMaree | 0

#394052 - Tuesday 14 July 2009 01:26

Even if he was drunk the polite thing to do would be to help him back in his house.

By Crunchy_fml | 0

#393661 - Monday 13 July 2009 11:06

oh sorry, you were that kid?

soninlaw2be | 0

#393731 - Monday 13 July 2009 11:26

you were that guy?

By acranine11 | 0

#393675 - Monday 13 July 2009 11:08

Umm maybe tell him you're not drunk and you need help.. Try thinking next time

kionnalexus | 0

#393755 - Monday 13 July 2009 11:32

I think there would be a difference between drunk and in pain and I'm usually not trying to explain things when I get hurt.

jadeddream | 0

#394016 - Tuesday 14 July 2009 01:05

regardless, the neighbor should've helped her up without needing an explanation. It's just the right thing to do.

divineinstrument | 2

#395154 - Tuesday 14 July 2009 12:27

I have to agree with #5. You can't really expect people to help you. if you want help, you have to ask for it.

By lendmeyourteeth | 0

#393679 - Monday 13 July 2009 11:10

at least you didn't know the old man.. && say something, explain to him what happened and ask for help! idk why this is an fml lol you didn't even know him.. gna die soon anyways