By Anonymous - 17/1/2018 06:00
Today, I was walking the boardwalk when I felt a strange sensation between my legs as I sneezed. My tampon shot out like a cork and rolled to the side of my granny panties. I had to waddle like Yosemite Sam to the nearest potty. I was on a date. FML
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  DanielleinDC  |  31

Given that she was on her period, probably not. And while I prefer cotton panties, period or no, I save my most unattractive underwear for my monthly bloodletting. You're presumably a woman; how do you not know about "period panties"?

By  Seymore Collins  |  7

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  KittyMack  |  13

"Potty" is not baby talk for "washroom", it is the official term for a non plumbed, non powered, unheated, portable toilet stall such as are used at festivals, and apparently at the boardwalk OP was visiting. Usually they are made of blue plastic. Ringing any bells?
Do you really not know about potties? Or maybe you call them something else like a Johnny-on-the-Spot?