By emoney - 19/05/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML
I agree, your life sucks 77 986
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Get a (big) dog. Change your locks. Buy a shotgun.

Well, you do. A golf ball at the door seemed less creepy than a note on your bedside table. Sorry if I scared you.

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maybe it wasn't meant for you? otherwise... creepy

wow! u have a creeper on ur hands :(

sorry bout that, i just get so lonely sometimes... being a golf ball shagger isnt quite the job i was looking for, but i just need to get by.

Creepy no matter who it's meant for.

Uh ... is moving an option? Seriously creepy.

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: EEK. Err, change locks? ^^;

or how about OP takes this very seriously and contacts the police...stop playin.

Creeeeeeepy. Change your locks. Um wow. Very creepy.

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What the hell is wrong with you?

I think maybe you should keep the curtains or blinds drawn more often

Get a (big) dog. Change your locks. Buy a shotgun.

Well, you do. A golf ball at the door seemed less creepy than a note on your bedside table. Sorry if I scared you.

... Really... this isn't even funny after high school... probably some kid.... in high school