By paranoid - United States
Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML
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By  boatiebanter  |  0

If it had been an attacker, flailing your arms would help you how? Make him laugh so hard he can't run after you?

YDI for being ridiculously paranoid. I'm surprised you even pluck up the courage to leave your house.

By  redbluegreen  |  40

I agree with #1. This is so sad and stupid. In some situations, sure, but this, no.

Throwing your arms around and screaming isn't exactly attacker proof. I guess we can't all take self defence classes though if we're truly paranoid. Oh wait.