Today, I was walking home, when a car heading the other way hit a traffic cone. I must have been an asshole in a previous life, because the universe decided to make sure the cone flew into the side of my head. The bystanders were shocked for all of two seconds before laughing. FML
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Jak_Griffin
| 5
Hopefully you didn't get a conecussion
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star14394
| 20
People like the bystanders are idiots....sorry about your head
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star14394
| 20
People like the bystanders are idiots....sorry about your head
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EverestMelting
| 23
Head-Head-Headshot!
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Redundant_Idiot
| 7
I guess you could say they were... American Idiots! Get it? Your picture... this taking place in America... I'm sorry, I just had to. I'll leave now...
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Michaelgf
| 13
#30 I thought that was a Green day reference
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Andicc
| 19
Obvious reference is obvious...
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
What a cone head...
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RoosterTeeth101
| 6
At least the traffic come didn't hit his other head
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RoosterTeeth101
| 6
Cone*
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shine999
| 12
UniCone! Lol
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Jak_Griffin
| 5
Hopefully you didn't get a conecussion
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Cynical_1
| 26
Boooo!!!
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jellybeens_fml
| 16
Tf is wrong with you^
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angelgirl52796
| 8
#22, I think #5 was booing the cheesy pun.
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hanner12
| 13
No shit Sherlock
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jellybeens_fml
| 16
AHAHA yeah, I just noticed ):. I'm so slow. it's because he did use caps on the "cone" part so I didn't see it :/
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it__happens
| 17
Hope you didn't get seriously hurt.. Bystanders can be big poops
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jojimugo
| 20
Big poops .... Really ??
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afkwarrior
| 25
this isn't tumblr, calm down
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pwnman
| 33
Damn those can hurt! The bystanders clearly have no state of mind. Follow up with telling us how you are feeling, gurl! Or boi!
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pandaxlove64
| 12
Girl* boy*
Real words, my friend. Real words.
Real words, my friend. Real words.
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pwnman
| 33
I know, I was imitating my generation, my friend.
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PancakeSlap
| 23
19- How can you imitate what you are clearly part of?
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iLike2Teabag
| 27
You're imitating the irrational and over-generalized portrayal of what your generation appears to be*.
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ironichalibut
| 24
"People try to put him down, talkin' bout his generation. Just cause his context's upside dooown"
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Jacksparrow72
| 21
Conehead?
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kozzard
| 17
Chewing gum?
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PrincessCastiel
| 27
That really sucks! I hope your day went better after that...
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_Minato
| 8
I hope you weren't hurt OP!
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zsxwrsd
| 7
They died
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Kamon97
| 23
Hopefully nobody recorded :p
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StillUsesMyspace
| 22
Hopefully someone did!
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Cleu
| 12
They could put it on the Conen o'Brian show if they did.
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Marlee141717
| 9
People have very cruel humor. I hope your head is okay!