FML : Today, I was walking home, when a car heading the other way hit a traffic cone. I must have been an asshole in a previous life, because the universe decided...

Today, I was walking home, when a car heading the other way hit a traffic cone. I must have been an asshole in a previous life, because the universe decided to make sure the cone flew into the side of my head. The bystanders were shocked for all of two seconds before laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 22 February 2014 21:02 / United States - Antelope

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By Jak_Griffin | 5

#5866039 - Sunday 23 February 2014 1:02

Hopefully you didn't get a conecussion

By star14394 | 20

#5866036 - Sunday 23 February 2014 1:01

People like the bystanders are idiots....sorry about your head

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By star14394 | 20

#5866036 - Sunday 23 February 2014 1:01

People like the bystanders are idiots....sorry about your head

EverestMelting | 23

#5866074 - Sunday 23 February 2014 1:31

Head-Head-Headshot!

Redundant_Idiot | 7

#5866134 - Sunday 23 February 2014 4:04

I guess you could say they were... American Idiots! Get it? Your picture... this taking place in America... I'm sorry, I just had to. I'll leave now...

Michaelgf | 13

#5866205 - Sunday 23 February 2014 5:44

#30 I thought that was a Green day reference

Andicc | 19

#5866211 - Sunday 23 February 2014 5:53

Obvious reference is obvious...

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5866939 - Monday 24 February 2014 2:18

What a cone head...

RoosterTeeth101 | 6

#5867219 - Monday 24 February 2014 8:51

At least the traffic come didn't hit his other head

RoosterTeeth101 | 6

#5867221 - Monday 24 February 2014 8:54

Cone*

By shine999 | 12

#5866038 - Sunday 23 February 2014 1:01

UniCone! Lol

By Jak_Griffin | 5

#5866039 - Sunday 23 February 2014 1:02

Hopefully you didn't get a conecussion

Cynical_1 | 26

#5866042 - Sunday 23 February 2014 1:02

Boooo!!!

jellybeens_fml | 16

#5866084 - Sunday 23 February 2014 1:59

Tf is wrong with you^

angelgirl52796 | 8

#5866398 - Sunday 23 February 2014 14:19

#22, I think #5 was booing the cheesy pun.

hanner12 | 13

#5866403 - Sunday 23 February 2014 14:29

No shit Sherlock

jellybeens_fml | 16

#5866739 - Sunday 23 February 2014 22:41

AHAHA yeah, I just noticed ):. I'm so slow. it's because he did use caps on the "cone" part so I didn't see it :/

By it__happens | 17

#5866040 - Sunday 23 February 2014 1:02

Hope you didn't get seriously hurt.. Bystanders can be big poops

jojimugo | 19

#5866699 - Sunday 23 February 2014 21:35

Big poops .... Really ??

afkwarrior | 25

#5868073 - Tuesday 25 February 2014 3:12

this isn't tumblr, calm down

By pwnman | 33

#5866044 - Sunday 23 February 2014 1:04

Damn those can hurt! The bystanders clearly have no state of mind. Follow up with telling us how you are feeling, gurl! Or boi!

pandaxlove64 | 12

#5866064 - Sunday 23 February 2014 1:19

Girl* boy*
Real words, my friend. Real words.

pwnman | 33

#5866075 - Sunday 23 February 2014 1:34

I know, I was imitating my generation, my friend.

PancakeSlap | 23

#5866135 - Sunday 23 February 2014 4:05

19- How can you imitate what you are clearly part of?

iLike2Teabag | 27

#5866137 - Sunday 23 February 2014 4:13

You're imitating the irrational and over-generalized portrayal of what your generation appears to be*.

ironichalibut | 24

#5866188 - Sunday 23 February 2014 5:21

"People try to put him down, talkin' bout his generation. Just cause his context's upside dooown"

By Jacksparrow72 | 21

#5866048 - Sunday 23 February 2014 1:05

Conehead?

kozzard | 17

#5866278 - Sunday 23 February 2014 8:57

Chewing gum?

By PrincessCastiel | 27

#5866050 - Sunday 23 February 2014 1:06

That really sucks! I hope your day went better after that...

By _Minato | 8

#5866053 - Sunday 23 February 2014 1:09

I hope you weren't hurt OP!

zsxwrsd | 7

#5867169 - Monday 24 February 2014 7:39

They died

By Kamon97 | 23

#5866054 - Sunday 23 February 2014 1:09

Hopefully nobody recorded :p

StillUsesMyspace | 22

#5866272 - Sunday 23 February 2014 8:48

Hopefully someone did!

Cleu | 12

#5867508 - Monday 24 February 2014 17:28

They could put it on the Conen o'Brian show if they did.

By Marlee141717 | 9

#5866055 - Sunday 23 February 2014 1:09

People have very cruel humor. I hope your head is okay!

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