By Anonymous - United States - Sanford
Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML
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By  omgjustno  |  7

At least your family didn't come out and scream at you for horsing around

  bfsd42  |  20

Canucklehead, I have noticed that 95% of your comments are replies to the first comment. Are you seeking attention? Scan through random recent fml's and this trend will be very noticeable.

  NeatNit  |  32

I hate "smh". This is probably the 5th time I've had to Google it because I couldn't remember it meant "shaking my head"... doesn't even look good. it isn't fun to pronounce like lol or rofl, and even spelling it out doesn't flow like FML does. the whole concept would be better represented by a text emoticon.

  monnanon  |  13

its simple. horses these days simply dont know how to discipline their foals. in mt day horses never mugged anyone because horses werent afraid to beat their foals asses. i fear for this equine generation.

By  Heaven121313  |  9


  Heaven121313  |  9

i dont either.
i like how much it bothers people.

  CammyGal  |  26

I don't know which way to thumb 96's comment. On one hand that was the stupidest thing I've ever heard, but on the other, I can't stop laughing at 'standpeading'. Also a 360 would just make you run right back into it so ????

  Andr913  |  13

Once my sister was holding an apple near a horse in a field and the horse started banging itself against the fence trying to get the apple. It was actually pretty terrifying because the fence looked on the verge of breaking.