By popeye - 25/2/2010 15:18 - United States
Today, I was trying to take the cap off a can of spray cooking oil. It was really stuck so I pulled extra hard. It flew off and I punched myself in the head. I also sprayed myself in the eye with it. The lump on my forehead and my swollen shut eye make me look like Popeye, but I'm a girl. FML
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By  darienlake  |  0

you should get revenge on the can of oil, find its mother, and blast her with the shot gun that you have. that'll teach the can of cooking oil not to be pissy

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@#51: Because Popeye is so epically manly and badass that he makes Sean Connery look like Adam Lambert.

@OP: Maybe this won't happen next time if y'eats ya spinachk. *Popeye laugh*

By  darienlake  |  0

you should get revenge on the can of oil, find its mother, and blast her with the shot gun that you have. that'll teach the can of cooking oil not to be pissy