FML : Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially...

Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By uhhggggg / Saturday 2 January 2010 17:16 / France

Intimacy

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By Ninjaface | 0

#751242 - Saturday 2 January 2010 22:13

Did he give you a ticket for being a buzzkill?

By lucky4sum | 0

#751510 - Sunday 3 January 2010 0:55

Ur fiancé rocks, stop complaining.

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By tha69ers | 0

#750996 - Saturday 2 January 2010 20:10

SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK. D:

fuzion50 | 6

#1738889 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 7:45

wow you're so cool cuz u can say you deserved it (you were to lazy to even type it out) and then saying first.

you are a fucking toolshed.

ClassyCommando | 13

#4304953 - Saturday 14 April 2012 19:15

My God, he's killed the mood! Police brutality!

By spitfire35 | 3

#751008 - Saturday 2 January 2010 20:14

Get used to it. He is your fiancé.

FUGYU | 2

#2827375 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:02

probably not for long :)

ClassyCommando | 13

#4304958 - Saturday 14 April 2012 19:18

37 - Because he enjoyed pretending to be a cop? That's this site for you "OMG dump his ass!!!!".

By dangletsbang21 | 0

#751016 - Saturday 2 January 2010 20:16

I think you have a serious problem hahahaha

By azurablade | 0

#751046 - Saturday 2 January 2010 20:31

I like kinky women 

By Leahy | 0

#751053 - Saturday 2 January 2010 20:34

creepy

By ChuckDangerz | 0

#751068 - Saturday 2 January 2010 20:40

fail

By clatchy | 0

#751123 - Saturday 2 January 2010 21:05

lolwuuut

By HamsteronA | 0

#751132 - Saturday 2 January 2010 21:10

haha made my 2010

By skeemo | 0

#751199 - Saturday 2 January 2010 21:48

oh wow what an imagination... most def FYL

By Ninjaface | 0

#751242 - Saturday 2 January 2010 22:13

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