Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped...

By uh-oh - 21/7/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, and dropped a condom in the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!". FML

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By JayXL14 | 0

#417474 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:41

Cool mom . first!

By wrw28405 | 0

#417486 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:43

I think that's a pretty kick ass mom.

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By JayXL14 | 0

#417474 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:41

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Imawhalerider | 0

#417686 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:32

the best mom ever not an fml

Lmao_xD | 0

#417692 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:34

Awesomeee!!

sparxva | 12

#417722 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:43

I'm with #1 - best Mom. You don't know when you've got it good.

mynameisnotjudie | 0

#417949 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 3:30

Exactly! At least she didn't say, "Get the hell out of the shower, I don't want you pregnant." Awesome mom. Watching out for you AND letting you have fun. ;- )

Gavik | 0

#417980 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 3:47

Fuck Your Life? No, you have a cool mom. Your life rocks.

ZoomIn12 | 0

#418073 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 4:27

LOL when I first saw this I thought I'd be the first to say you have an awesome mom, look what I see first

drano | 0

#418099 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 4:40

i agree with everyone that replied to the first comment to get theirs seen

i wish my mom was that cool

Mr_BOBO | 0

#418105 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 4:43

I WANT YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

baby_love | 0

#418131 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 4:57

awesome mom! how old r u ... -_-

Carla174 | 0

#418154 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 5:08

Yeah, you better be happy you're mom is that laid back! My mom would kill us both and then have a heart attack if she caught me.

IamSpartacus | 0

#418236 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 5:46

#150 - Haha, that doesn't sound right...

cheer_leader247 | 0

#418315 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 6:20

most definitely cool mom. i frickn hope i can be as cool as her once i have children. kudos to the mom.

regalarius | 0

#424182 - Friday 24 July 2009 6:47

#256 - My mom was one...she offered to buy me condoms when I was 15.
OP - you've got it good. Embarrassing? Yes. Good omen? Definitely.

Avaquin | 0

#424317 - Friday 24 July 2009 8:12

my mom tried to get me to buy condoms when i was 12. 'just in case'.

The_Flanman | 0

#451175 - Sunday 2 August 2009 22:08

My mom caught me in the shower with a girl once... no kids for me...

jessieex0x0 | 0

#927188 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 3:03

lmfao sweet ass mom

supertacowaffle | 41

#2024850 - Sunday 30 January 2011 13:29

BEST MOM EVER!!!

raven02 | 0

#2290548 - Monday 4 April 2011 4:42

yes best mom and it was the girl's 2..their probably from the country lol

facilitator | 0

#2480368 - Monday 9 May 2011 4:00

your moms [email protected]

squanmonster | 8

#2833442 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:13

hows that bad at least she didn't flip

By GravyIsYummy | 0

#417475 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:41

So, did you keep it safe?

darren824 | 0

#417928 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 3:19

everyone knows when you have sex in the shower there is no need for a condom

volleyballgirl16 | 0

#417932 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 3:20

no theres still risks

geb_925 | 0

#417957 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 3:39

You're an idiot. Being in the shower doesn't magically make you free from ANY of the risks.

Budhaking | 0

#417982 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 3:48

you have the coolest mom EVER

YNasty | 0

#417992 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 3:54

dont listen to em. everyone knows the shower protects against aids

Twisted_Method | 0

#540568 - Saturday 5 September 2009 9:44

Yeah if she's "fixed" like my last girl was...greatest thing ever. You can do anything with no worries.

Jordna | 0

#964453 - Friday 19 March 2010 22:05

#129 - oh yeah. first thing we learned in sex Ed. shower will save you from everything!

imfrikknbad | 0

#1030430 - Monday 14 June 2010 23:16

I think 110 was being sarcastic

Cbabe07 | 0

#2323874 - Sunday 10 April 2011 8:26

110, totally not true- you can still exchange vaginal fluids and semen while in the shower, using condoms and not having sex are the only things that protect you from any risks.

ndvorsky | 4

#3013569 - Monday 1 August 2011 8:40

you guys brutally raped and murdered the funny in his sarcastic comment

the17doctor | 12

#4411800 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 12:37

People on this site's comment section have an issue with sarcasm. Ironically them mistaking sarcasm for idiocy is pretty idiotic.

By Tubasaurus | 0

#417483 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:43

I can't think of many things that would be more awkward than this.

Elizabeth_495_xo | 0

#417679 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:31

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spinarium | 2

#417966 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 3:41

awkward, but cool!

midwestjerk | 0

#418158 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 5:10

Here's one: The mom could have asked to join in.

failzisawesome | 0

#418691 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 11:50

He could have orgasmed on her face

Shamzzz | 0

#849715 - Friday 12 February 2010 23:31

HE can't get an orgasm?

capslockisgood | 19

#5035445 - Friday 12 October 2012 13:07

332 - What?

By wrw28405 | 0

#417486 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:43

I think that's a pretty kick ass mom.

iKaite | 0

#417525 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:51

Agreed. I would love my mom to do that!

isantorin | 0

#417652 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:22

I agree. XD

youjustmademelol | 4

#4632081 - Saturday 30 June 2012 4:37

Ikaite , I mean that is a kick ass mom but I would never want my mom to walk in on me and my boyfriend naked in a shower... Awkward

By thumb_r0ck3r | 0

#417495 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:45

You're mom seems awesome!

Slayerfan408 | 6

#1876414 - Wednesday 22 December 2010 7:48

I know huh

MeleMallory | 0

#3347201 - Monday 26 September 2011 3:09

You are mom seems awesome? What?

Killersrage | 5

#5124328 - Wednesday 7 November 2012 15:57

*your

By katelynmarie | 0

#417497 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:45

WATER BALLOON! :)

Fogie | 0

#417589 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:04

LOL wow. i would do that

oogyboogy | 6

#417712 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:40

Today, me and my boyfreind were in the shower and I showed him a condom, I was about to put it on he grabbed out of my hands and said " cool water baloons" he's filled it up and threw it at me. fml

my_fml_account | 2

#417849 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 2:42

:'D

im_in_love | 0

#417877 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 2:57

hahahhajdhjafhjsdhhahfjkdhsahahhahha did that not make it on the website?!

By aiaiai_fml | 0

#417498 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:46

aww, thats one awesome mom
what a cute moment

ichwillkeinengel | 0

#417667 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:26

Awesome mom, yes. Cute... XD

By aback | 4

#417511 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:48

At least she didn't come through the shower curtain like Norman Bates' mom.

By stfunubcake | 0

#417514 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:49

not an fml. smart mom

By Bo_day_shus | 0

#417518 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:50

your mom's my hero