FML : Today, I was spooning with my wife when I said, "It's cold tonight." Previously when I used that line, my wife would respond by saying, "I know how to...

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Today, I was spooning with my wife when I said, "It's cold tonight." Previously when I used that line, my wife would respond by saying, "I know how to warm you up" and we would make love. Tonight, she said "I know how to warm you up" and farted on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By cold-n-stinky - / Tuesday 12 January 2010 06:30 / United States

Intimacy

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By scheme | 0

#770096 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:16

owned

By Craig92EIRE | 0

#770119 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:32

at least you're warm:)

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By alexwilliamson | 0

#770093 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:15

Yeah, fuck your life.

Justforlolz | 13

#1095150 - Thursday 15 July 2010 21:15

That wuz pretty dam funny. Lolz and least your warm.

Fmyspam | 0

#2940970 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 23:18

Or fuck your wife.

dylly17 | 4

#3791870 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 4:20

This isn't an FML. Don't take it so seriously :P Your wife was just joking around!

By gearsawar2 | 0

#770094 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:15

first

Spac3Ghost | 0

#770248 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 15:02

fail =()

robosonic | 2

#1170414 - Sunday 1 August 2010 10:44

WTF is a threadjack anyway?

CrazyDutch | 0

#2532340 - Thursday 19 May 2011 7:35

wow... you must be scared for life

crymore007 | 11

#3048338 - Saturday 6 August 2011 2:40

yeah 106 I'd be pretty frightened too

crymore007 | 11

#3048341 - Saturday 6 August 2011 2:40

yeah 106 I'd be pretty frightened too

By scheme | 0

#770096 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:16

owned

fireflames113 | 6

#2312752 - Friday 8 April 2011 5:05

very much so

By Jesta05 | 0

#770106 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:19

YDI for using sucha cheesy line

memcp | 0

#2050963 - Sunday 6 February 2011 8:11

Agreed! (;

PinkGirl246 | 8

#5361151 - Saturday 9 February 2013 20:21

I think it's a great line(: very romantic... Until the fart fest..

By helloimkellay | 0

#770110 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:26

thats disgusting.

ShannyAK | 16

#4647515 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 23:20

Everyone farts

PinkGirl246 | 8

#5361153 - Saturday 9 February 2013 20:23

Its natural! If my boyfriend did that I'd laugh so hard!

dc120994 | 11

#6265733 - Saturday 18 April 2015 2:48

that's called true love

By Craig92EIRE | 0

#770119 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:32

at least you're warm:)

shoieb9 | 13

#770122 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:37

Was about to say that :D

i_wuz_nver_here | 31

#1945186 - Sunday 9 January 2011 7:51

warm and smelly.

By lsantos | 0

#770132 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:42

Ahhh... the joys of marraige. at least you know she would probably also pee on you if a jellyfish stung you.

By itouchguy360 | 3

#770137 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:47

So your wife has a sick sense of humor? Not really an fml.

By SliceNthrice | 0

#770153 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 13:07

Your fml gave me a boner. That's one H O T wife.

teenager34 | 0

#979550 - Wednesday 14 April 2010 1:42

lmao

maddieguinn | 0

#981560 - Monday 19 April 2010 0:32

hahhahahahahah wtf

By me5 | 0

#770156 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 13:10

Times are a-changing! 

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