By cold-n-stinky - 12/01/2010 06:30 - United States

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Today, I was spooning with my wife when I said, "It's cold tonight." Previously when I used that line, my wife would respond by saying, "I know how to warm you up" and we would make love. Tonight, she said "I know how to warm you up" and farted on me. FML
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Craig92EIRE 0
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at least you're warm:)

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alexwilliamson 0
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Yeah, fuck your life.

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Justforlolz 14
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That wuz pretty dam funny. Lolz and least your warm.

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Fmyspam 0
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Or fuck your wife.

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dylly17 4
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This isn't an FML. Don't take it so seriously :P Your wife was just joking around!

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robosonic 2
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WTF is a threadjack anyway?

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CrazyDutch 0
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wow... you must be scared for life

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crymore007 11
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yeah 106 I'd be pretty frightened too

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crymore007 11
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yeah 106 I'd be pretty frightened too

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Jesta05 0
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YDI for using sucha cheesy line

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PinkGirl246 8
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I think it's a great line(: very romantic... Until the fart fest..

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helloimkellay 0
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thats disgusting.

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ShannyAK 16
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Everyone farts

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PinkGirl246 8
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Its natural! If my boyfriend did that I'd laugh so hard!

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dc120994 11
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that's called true love

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Craig92EIRE 0
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at least you're warm:)

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shoieb9 14
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Was about to say that :D

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lsantos 0
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Ahhh... the joys of marraige. at least you know she would probably also pee on you if a jellyfish stung you.

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itouchguy360 3
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So your wife has a sick sense of humor? Not really an fml.

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SliceNthrice 0
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Your fml gave me a boner. That's one H O T wife.

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maddieguinn 0
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hahhahahahahah wtf

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me5 0
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Times are a-changing! 

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