FML : Today, I was spooning with my wife when I said, "It's cold tonight." Previously when I used that line, my wife would respond by saying, "I know how to...

138

Today, I was spooning with my wife when I said, "It's cold tonight." Previously when I used that line, my wife would respond by saying, "I know how to warm you up" and we would make love. Tonight, she said "I know how to warm you up" and farted on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By cold-n-stinky - / Tuesday 12 January 2010 06:30 / United States

Intimacy

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By scheme | 0

#770096 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:16

owned

By Craig92EIRE | 0

#770119 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:32

at least you're warm:)

Comments

By alexwilliamson | 0

#770093 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:15

Yeah, fuck your life.

Justforlolz | 12

#1095150 - Thursday 15 July 2010 09:15

That wuz pretty dam funny. Lolz and least your warm.

Fmyspam | 0

#2940970 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 11:18

Or fuck your wife.

dylly17 | 4

#3791870 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 04:20

This isn't an FML. Don't take it so seriously :P Your wife was just joking around!

By gearsawar2 | 0

#770094 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:15

first

Spac3Ghost | 0

#770248 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 03:02

fail =()

robosonic | 2

#1170414 - Sunday 1 August 2010 10:44

WTF is a threadjack anyway?

CrazyDutch | 0

#2532340 - Thursday 19 May 2011 07:35

wow... you must be scared for life

crymore007 | 11

#3048338 - Saturday 6 August 2011 02:40

yeah 106 I'd be pretty frightened too

crymore007 | 11

#3048341 - Saturday 6 August 2011 02:40

yeah 106 I'd be pretty frightened too

By scheme | 0

#770096 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:16

owned

fireflames113 | 6

#2312752 - Friday 8 April 2011 05:05

very much so

By Jesta05 | 0

#770106 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:19

YDI for using sucha cheesy line

memcp | 0

#2050963 - Sunday 6 February 2011 08:11

Agreed! (;

PinkGirl246 | 8

#5361151 - Saturday 9 February 2013 08:21

I think it's a great line(: very romantic... Until the fart fest..

By helloimkellay | 0

#770110 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:26

thats disgusting.

ShannyAK | 16

#4647515 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 11:20

Everyone farts

PinkGirl246 | 8

#5361153 - Saturday 9 February 2013 08:23

Its natural! If my boyfriend did that I'd laugh so hard!

dc120994 | 11

#6265733 - Saturday 18 April 2015 02:48

that's called true love

By Craig92EIRE | 0

#770119 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:32

at least you're warm:)

shoieb9 | 13

#770122 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:37

Was about to say that :D

i_wuz_nver_here | 31

#1945186 - Sunday 9 January 2011 07:51

warm and smelly.

By lsantos | 0

#770132 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:42

Ahhh... the joys of marraige. at least you know she would probably also pee on you if a jellyfish stung you.

By itouchguy360 | 3

#770137 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:47

So your wife has a sick sense of humor? Not really an fml.

By SliceNthrice | 0

#770153 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 01:07

Your fml gave me a boner. That's one H O T wife.

teenager34 | 0

#979550 - Wednesday 14 April 2010 01:42

lmao

maddieguinn | 0

#981560 - Monday 19 April 2010 12:32

hahhahahahahah wtf

By me5 | 0

#770156 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 01:10

Times are a-changing! 

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I got a call from a prominent orchestra asking me to play with them. They were especially interested because I'm still in high school. I called...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Work

Nearly

Today, I confronted my girlfriend about her more than obvious affair. Then she literally tried 'seducing me' into forgiving her. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, while teaching children what to do while skiing I managed to show them the complete opposite. I fell, took out someone else and then lost my poles...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

World

Loading data…

Brazil

Today, or actually a couple days ago, I went to get a drink with a boy I like, accidentally got too drunk and remember nothing except that I decided to...

Italy

Today, I got into an accident in my girlfriend's car. While I was in the emergency room, crying from the pain, she reassured me, "don't worry, you can...

See all the World FMLs

Photos

See all FML photos