By Lovergirl - 01/01/2010 20:23 - United States

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Today, I was snuggled in bed with my husband. He thought because my butt was twitching that I was trying to be frisky. So he slapped my ass hard in attempt to get something going. I was actually trying to hold in a huge fart because last night I had diarrhea. Apparently I still have it. FML
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GeekLogic 0
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A skunk's defense against the buttsecks?

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Fmypanda 0
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Fuck your husband's life.

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GeekLogic 0
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A skunk's defense against the buttsecks?

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beckybecks20 8
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That's fucking hilarious. XD

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itz_tizzy_bitch 0
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hahahahah accuride lol

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Fmypanda 0
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Fuck your husband's life.

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kittehkat87 4
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For him, this can be considered a "shitty" situation!

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jamjenni2774 0
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why in the hell would u b in bed with no panties on knowing damn well that u have the 's That is just nasty, but funny as hell.

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misha1995 0
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She never said she was pantyless

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BigMacBoi 3
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6- Please leave.

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rlet 1
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this is really disgusting but funny at the same time hahahah

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thinmint 0
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lol that is fantastic!

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perdix 29
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That's a sure way to end domestic violence. Of course, your sex life also probably left the building at the same moment. Sorry.

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fmlstalker 0
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hahahaha. sorry i just laughed at this. FYL indeed.

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