FML : Today, I was snuggled in bed with my husband. He thought because my butt was twitching that I was trying to be frisky. So he slapped my ass hard in attempt...

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Today, I was snuggled in bed with my husband. He thought because my butt was twitching that I was trying to be frisky. So he slapped my ass hard in attempt to get something going. I was actually trying to hold in a huge fart because last night I had diarrhea. Apparently I still have it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Lovergirl - / Friday 1 January 2010 20:23 / United States

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By GeekLogic | 0

#749549 - Saturday 2 January 2010 1:26

A skunk's defense against the buttsecks?

By Fmypanda | 0

#749562 - Saturday 2 January 2010 1:32

Fuck your husband's life.

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By GeekLogic | 0

#749549 - Saturday 2 January 2010 1:26

A skunk's defense against the buttsecks?

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beckybecks20 | 8

#3424424 - Thursday 13 October 2011 1:58

That's fucking hilarious. XD

By itz_tizzy_bitch | 0

#749558 - Saturday 2 January 2010 1:30

hahahahah accuride lol

By Fmypanda | 0

#749562 - Saturday 2 January 2010 1:32

Fuck your husband's life.

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kittehkat87 | 0

#1352047 - Saturday 4 September 2010 20:37

For him, this can be considered a "shitty" situation!

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NuTrees | 9

#2779924 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:43

XD hehehe

By ILoveMyLifeSoMuc | 0

#749577 - Saturday 2 January 2010 1:38

#3 yes

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GiddyXD | 0

#968188 - Thursday 25 March 2010 22:48

agreed:)

By GiRIsMakingCupca | 0

#749585 - Saturday 2 January 2010 1:46

uhm yep :)

By jamjenni2774 | 0

#749588 - Saturday 2 January 2010 1:48

why in the hell would u b in bed with no panties on knowing damn well that u have the 's That is just nasty, but funny as hell.

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misha1995 | 0

#749618 - Saturday 2 January 2010 2:09

She never said she was pantyless

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BigMacBoi | 3

#3236582 - Monday 5 September 2011 1:44

6- Please leave.

By rlet | 1

#749600 - Saturday 2 January 2010 1:57

this is really disgusting but funny at the same time hahahah

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Idiot_Savant | 0

#1239401 - Saturday 14 August 2010 6:10

agreed ;)

By thinmint | 0

#749634 - Saturday 2 January 2010 2:28

lol that is fantastic!

By perdix | 29

#749636 - Saturday 2 January 2010 2:30

That's a sure way to end domestic violence.

Of course, your sex life also probably left the building at the same moment. Sorry.

By fmlstalker | 0

#749638 - Saturday 2 January 2010 2:31

hahahaha. sorry i just laughed at this. FYL indeed.

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