FML : Today, I was sleeping in my room when I awoke to an unfamiliar female voice in my apartment followed by a thud. I walked out to find a drunk girl I've...

Today, I was sleeping in my room when I awoke to an unfamiliar female voice in my apartment followed by a thud. I walked out to find a drunk girl I've never met collapsed in my doorway. After puking all over the place, she had me call her father who picked her up 10 minutes later. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By goblue - / Monday 21 December 2009 05:20 / United States

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By W76 | 0

#729711 - Monday 21 December 2009 12:14

You not lock your apartment?

By LilaBear | 1

#729784 - Monday 21 December 2009 13:34

I second, third, fourth, and tenth everybody who's already asked why your door wasn't locked.

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By Flamersplamer | 0

#729705 - Monday 21 December 2009 12:11

ROFLMAO!

sexxxtacy | 0

#730030 - Monday 21 December 2009 17:32

too bad. this girl was a gift from god and you didn't get some.

Dr_Haiku | 0

#730597 - Tuesday 22 December 2009 0:22

One question for me
Did you go through her wallet?
Or get a free feel?

effyoubitch | 5

#3434140 - Saturday 15 October 2011 5:26

That's two questions.

By W76 | 0

#729711 - Monday 21 December 2009 12:14

You not lock your apartment?

BeeSkwaird | 0

#729777 - Monday 21 December 2009 13:17

Exactly.

YDI.

marc_with_a_c | 3

#729827 - Monday 21 December 2009 14:41

Yeah.. why wasn't the door locked?

pingpongpickle | 8

#988830 - Thursday 6 May 2010 7:44

it would be even worse if he did lock it

By happyhak | 5

#729714 - Monday 21 December 2009 12:15

why call her father? call the cops! FYL

By Jimboom | 11

#729737 - Monday 21 December 2009 12:38

So did you fuck her at least? I mean she puked all over your place thats the least she could do for you in return. Plus she would be in the perfect position if her head was down the toilet for some doggy style. :-P

BikerMike | 0

#730863 - Tuesday 22 December 2009 3:01

man that is fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pingpongpickle | 8

#988831 - Thursday 6 May 2010 7:45

you guys are pigs

baxeh | 29

#6010643 - Thursday 17 July 2014 11:46

Ew.

xyris_fml | 28

#6398802 - Tuesday 1 September 2015 0:08

And the award for "Shallowest Comment" goes to...

In all seriousness, do you not realize that's rape if he has sex with her while she's obviously near blackout drunk and he's sober?

By VirtuallyUnbreak | 0

#729738 - Monday 21 December 2009 12:39

so did you bang her?

By snafu57 | 0

#729745 - Monday 21 December 2009 12:48

too bad about the puke. drunk girls can be interesting.

By startafire | 0

#729756 - Monday 21 December 2009 12:56

Lock your damn door.

dannnn_fml | 0

#983163 - Thursday 22 April 2010 1:22

If I don't lock my door will hot guys wander into my house? hmmmm

By lickmyjock | 0

#729769 - Monday 21 December 2009 13:03

YDI for not taking advantage of the situation.

By guckylynn | 19

#729775 - Monday 21 December 2009 13:15

And she got in your apartment how? Lock the door next time.

FusionPlacebo | 26

#6326623 - Sunday 21 June 2015 5:02

I wish I could hear more to this FML. I understand she was in his doorway, but who's to say she didn't break in through the door. Maybe he forgot to lock it?