By goblue - 21/12/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I was sleeping in my room when I awoke to an unfamiliar female voice in my apartment followed by a thud. I walked out to find a drunk girl I've never met collapsed in my doorway. After puking all over the place, she had me call her father who picked her up 10 minutes later. FML
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You not lock your apartment?

I second, third, fourth, and tenth everybody who's already asked why your door wasn't locked.


Flamersplamer 0


too bad. this girl was a gift from god and you didn't get some.

One question for me Did you go through her wallet? Or get a free feel?

effyoubitch 5

That's two questions.

You not lock your apartment?

Exactly. YDI.

Yeah.. why wasn't the door locked?

pingpongpickle 8

it would be even worse if he did lock it

why call her father? call the cops! FYL

So did you fuck her at least? I mean she puked all over your place thats the least she could do for you in return. Plus she would be in the perfect position if her head was down the toilet for some doggy style. :-P

BikerMike 0

man that is fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pingpongpickle 8

you guys are pigs

And the award for "Shallowest Comment" goes to... In all seriousness, do you not realize that's rape if he has sex with her while she's obviously near blackout drunk and he's sober?

so did you bang her?

too bad about the puke. drunk girls can be interesting.

startafire 0

Lock your damn door.

If I don't lock my door will hot guys wander into my house? hmmmm

lickmyjock 0

YDI for not taking advantage of the situation.

guckylynn 19

And she got in your apartment how? Lock the door next time.

FusionPlacebo 26

I wish I could hear more to this FML. I understand she was in his doorway, but who's to say she didn't break in through the door. Maybe he forgot to lock it?

I second, third, fourth, and tenth everybody who's already asked why your door wasn't locked.