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People will always look at you weird when you smile at your phone. My parents always think I'm weird, but I have to tell them I'm either reading something funny or just texting a friend...

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People will always look at you weird when you smile at your phone. My parents always think I'm weird, but I have to tell them I'm either reading something funny or just texting a friend...

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You also have to include school. Some times FML gets too funny that you can't hold back your laughter. That's when all the people beside me gives the, "what the fuck look or are u retarded look."

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29- I believe 22 was thread jacking. 41- #35 was empathizing with #1's statement (that her parents look at her funny when she smiles at her phone) by saying s/he gets weird looks at school for doing that at school, too.

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Maybe this is the same girl who accused her boy friend of trying to sleep with their waitress. If so, she doesnt undertand a great many things.

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This would of been the perfect time for the line "When you assume, you make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'."

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OBJECTION! This was some random girl. Can you prove that there will be a "next time" for my client? I think not!

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but this definitely the only thing i can think of where mentioning FML in an FML would be acceptable. every other situation i think of is just people complaining about being buried. man up people! it happens!!

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I'd explain after I popped her in the tit! Maybe she'd think twice about making them the topic of conversation again. No way I'd just walk away after being treated like that for no reason. Going to be a bitch, get slapped like one too.

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HOLD IT! Your comment has recieved more downvotes than his. Would you not say that replying to an unoriginal comment with an unoriginal reply only doubles the unoriginality? Answer the question!

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There is a key part of your testimony that is false as of this minute. Check the thumbs. *Walks out door escorted by police.*

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Only because your picture, for some reason, fits this scenario perfectly.-48.. You may have me.

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132 It's not like he planned it or anything. Naw it's to complex for us, let us scurry back to our caves.

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I totally agree. I get so annoyed when girls come up to me an are like "ugh that perv was sooooo staring at my tits/ass" I just smile politely at them but in my head I'm like "Honey, maybe you should stop wearing yoga pant that give you an eternal wedgie and shirts with necklines that plunge to your waist." Honestly, there two extremes in the world, girls who don't realize how beautiful they are and the girls who think everyone wants them in bed-.-

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