FML : Today, I was sitting in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in their cars and I never do anything risky so I thought,...

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Today, I was sitting in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in their cars and I never do anything risky so I thought, why not, I'll be here a while, no one can see me: I'll masturbate. Midway through I hear a tap on my driver's window. Its a police officer. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By imanidiot - / Tuesday 3 March 2009 06:29 / United States

Intimacy

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By imversatile | 0

#12678 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 16:02

How in the world did you think nobody would see you?? Doesn't your car have windows like the rest of us?

By Sora_fml | 0

#12696 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 16:12

lmao, shoulda told him that it itched, you were just scratching. Or ask if he wanted to join in.

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By imversatile | 0

#12678 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 16:02

How in the world did you think nobody would see you?? Doesn't your car have windows like the rest of us?

TheTweaker | 0

#2088463 - Wednesday 16 February 2011 8:15

Remember this as a lesson. Peer Pressure is BAD!

smellymellyy | 7

#2353777 - Friday 15 April 2011 19:21

so? did you have hot gay roleplay sex in the car?

NoOneCaresXD | 0

#2944080 - Thursday 21 July 2011 10:10

good job you fail epicly

chasec23 | 4

#4646443 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 17:46

His name might have something to do with it

By collegeboy89 | 0

#12689 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 16:06

Did you get a ticket for that?

smellymellyy | 7

#2353783 - Friday 15 April 2011 19:22

sounds like the beginning to a gay porno..

revieced | 12

#3224040 - Friday 2 September 2011 19:47

LMAO

gracevet88 | 0

#4589580 - Wednesday 20 June 2012 6:15

How would u know

FalconLeSnail | 7

#5832977 - Monday 20 January 2014 9:06

You see, it's like a porno, but with guys.

By Sora_fml | 0

#12696 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 16:12

lmao, shoulda told him that it itched, you were just scratching. Or ask if he wanted to join in.

hottiewitdamesse | 8

#1590596 - Saturday 23 October 2010 18:34

ahaha! nice!

Wolfipoo | 31

#6314473 - Monday 8 June 2015 16:34

#3 Absolutely Genius

By arms_akimbo | 0

#12702 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 16:15

You can't wait to get home?

By RT_fml | 0

#12706 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 16:19

Sitting in traffic sucks. You may be registered as a sex offender now though for exposing yourself in public. Almost happened to my buddy who had to take a piss in the streets of beantown.