By imanidiot - 03/03/2009 06:29 - United States

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Today, I was sitting in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in their cars and I never do anything risky so I thought, why not, I'll be here a while, no one can see me: I'll masturbate. Midway through I hear a tap on my driver's window. Its a police officer. FML
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imversatile 0
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How in the world did you think nobody would see you?? Doesn't your car have windows like the rest of us?

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Sora_fml 0

lmao, shoulda told him that it itched, you were just scratching. Or ask if he wanted to join in.

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imversatile 0
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How in the world did you think nobody would see you?? Doesn't your car have windows like the rest of us?

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TheTweaker 0
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Remember this as a lesson. Peer Pressure is BAD!

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smellymellyy 7
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so? did you have hot gay roleplay sex in the car?

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NoOneCaresXD 0
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good job you fail epicly

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chasec23 4
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His name might have something to do with it

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collegeboy89 0

Did you get a ticket for that?

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smellymellyy 7
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sounds like the beginning to a gay porno..

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gracevet88 0

How would u know

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FalconLeSnail 7
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You see, it's like a porno, but with guys.

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Sora_fml 0

lmao, shoulda told him that it itched, you were just scratching. Or ask if he wanted to join in.

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Wolfipoo 31
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#3 Absolutely Genius

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arms_akimbo 0
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You can't wait to get home?

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RT_fml 0

Sitting in traffic sucks. You may be registered as a sex offender now though for exposing yourself in public. Almost happened to my buddy who had to take a piss in the streets of beantown.

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EcceNemo 0

...how could you have possibly thought that was a good idea?

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lycania 0

Wow... this is exactly why I think this country is screwed...

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