Today, I was sitting in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in their cars and I never do anything risky so I thought, why not, I'll be here a while, no one can see me: I'll masturbate. Midway through I hear a tap on my driver's window. Its a police officer. FML
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imversatile
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How in the world did you think nobody would see you?? Doesn't your car have windows like the rest of us?
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Sora_fml
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lmao, shoulda told him that it itched, you were just scratching. Or ask if he wanted to join in.
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imversatile
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How in the world did you think nobody would see you?? Doesn't your car have windows like the rest of us?
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TheTweaker
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Remember this as a lesson. Peer Pressure is BAD!
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smellymellyy
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so? did you have hot gay roleplay sex in the car?
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NoOneCaresXD
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good job you fail epicly
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chasec23
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His name might have something to do with it
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collegeboy89
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Did you get a ticket for that?
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smellymellyy
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sounds like the beginning to a gay porno..
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revieced
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LMAO
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gracevet88
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How would u know
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FalconLeSnail
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You see, it's like a porno, but with guys.
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Sora_fml
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lmao, shoulda told him that it itched, you were just scratching. Or ask if he wanted to join in.
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hottiewitdamesse
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ahaha! nice!
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Wolfipoo
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#3 Absolutely Genius
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arms_akimbo
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You can't wait to get home?
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RT_fml
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Sitting in traffic sucks. You may be registered as a sex offender now though for exposing yourself in public. Almost happened to my buddy who had to take a piss in the streets of beantown.
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EcceNemo
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...how could you have possibly thought that was a good idea?
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Betty7
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HILARIOUS.
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lycania
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Wow... this is exactly why I think this country is screwed...
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ZING_MASTER
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FAP FAP ZING!!!
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Vonnick
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He only wanted to help.
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stopreadingmynam
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lol