By imanidiot - 03/03/2009 06:29 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was sitting in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in their cars and I never do anything risky so I thought, why not, I'll be here a while, no one can see me: I'll masturbate. Midway through I hear a tap on my driver's window. Its a police officer. FML
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How in the world did you think nobody would see you?? Doesn't your car have windows like the rest of us?

Sora_fml 0

lmao, shoulda told him that it itched, you were just scratching. Or ask if he wanted to join in.

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How in the world did you think nobody would see you?? Doesn't your car have windows like the rest of us?

Remember this as a lesson. Peer Pressure is BAD!

so? did you have hot gay roleplay sex in the car?

good job you fail epicly

His name might have something to do with it

collegeboy89 0

Did you get a ticket for that?

sounds like the beginning to a gay porno..

gracevet88 0

How would u know

You see, it's like a porno, but with guys.

Sora_fml 0

lmao, shoulda told him that it itched, you were just scratching. Or ask if he wanted to join in.

#3 Absolutely Genius

You can't wait to get home?

RT_fml 0

Sitting in traffic sucks. You may be registered as a sex offender now though for exposing yourself in public. Almost happened to my buddy who had to take a piss in the streets of beantown.

EcceNemo 0

...how could you have possibly thought that was a good idea?

lycania 0

Wow... this is exactly why I think this country is screwed...