By imanidiot - United States
  Today, I was sitting in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in their cars and I never do anything risky so I thought, why not, I'll be here a while, no one can see me: I'll masturbate. Midway through I hear a tap on my driver's window. Its a police officer. FML
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By  RT_fml  |  0

Sitting in traffic sucks. You may be registered as a sex offender now though for exposing yourself in public. Almost happened to my buddy who had to take a piss in the streets of beantown.