By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting at my college campus, there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML
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uneekfreak16 0
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Are you the same guy with the FML who smashed his own nuts when he got scared and saw a spider on them?

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hyper12332 0
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haha you little pussy

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timeisindustry 0
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wow, you're retarded.

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hellokittywhore 0

butterflies are the root of all evil!!!! those sinister lil hevens!!!!! ;)))

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danyfuckinheatle 0
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that got their attention.

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jazziness 12

I agree #170 I'm absolutely terrified of butterflies because they're crazy and ugly!!!!

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QuirkyCorgiLove 8
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Butterflies are fucking terrifying.

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VenomSiphon 13
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You may all be glad to know that I now have a girlfriend. I bet when I propose, a butterfly will flutter onto the scene and destroy me.

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hyper12332 0
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haha you little pussy

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Darraghscoot 0
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who pays attention to stamps?

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lolfood 24
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What the fuck? ^^^

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uneekfreak16 0
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Are you the same guy with the FML who smashed his own nuts when he got scared and saw a spider on them?

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wtfisfmy 0
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HAHA WOW!!! LMAO

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Guatican 6
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What the actual fuck?! XD

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ApplaudtheActor 0

Macho. I'll bet you got lots of numbers after that, eh?

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amateur_ninja 0
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Did the scary butterfly take your balls?

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kalixzo 11
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what if it was an evil butterfly with laser beams and sharp teeth?

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eiji_chan 0

Next time pee in your pants when you see a lady bug. Girls love sensitive men. LOL #3 :D

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wtrplochica 0
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Don't worry. I'm afraid of them too... :)

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pompompom_fml 0
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here's a possible date :)

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hayride1987 0
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no wonder your available...

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deegee12 0

hmm. you're cool

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withfire 0

I'm guessing you had something in your stomach.

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