FML : Today, I was sitting at my college campus, there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know...

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Today, I was sitting at my college campus, there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 21 May 2009 00:11 / United States

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By uneekfreak16 | 0

#216850 - Thursday 21 May 2009 09:31

Are you the same guy with the FML who smashed his own nuts when he got scared and saw a spider on them?

By hyper12332 | 0

#216847 - Thursday 21 May 2009 09:31

haha you little pussy

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By timeisindustry | 0

#216842 - Thursday 21 May 2009 09:28

wow, you're retarded.

hellokittywhore | 0

#843574 - Thursday 11 February 2010 05:25

butterflies are the root of all evil!!!! those sinister lil hevens!!!!! ;)))

danyfuckinheatle | 0

#1006277 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 02:46

that got their attention.

jazziness | 12

#3101255 - Saturday 13 August 2011 06:45

I agree #170 I'm absolutely terrified of butterflies because they're crazy and ugly!!!!

QuirkyCorgiLove | 8

#4271481 - Saturday 7 April 2012 02:41

Butterflies are fucking terrifying.

VenomSiphon | 13

#4298205 - Friday 13 April 2012 05:45

You may all be glad to know that I now have a girlfriend. I bet when I propose, a butterfly will flutter onto the scene and destroy me.

By hyper12332 | 0

#216847 - Thursday 21 May 2009 09:31

haha you little pussy

Darraghscoot | 0

#975415 - Wednesday 7 April 2010 02:36

who pays attention to stamps?

lolfood | 24

#5391274 - Sunday 3 March 2013 06:02

What the fuck? ^^^

By uneekfreak16 | 0

#216850 - Thursday 21 May 2009 09:31

Are you the same guy with the FML who smashed his own nuts when he got scared and saw a spider on them?

iampunk | 0

#1642444 - Wednesday 3 November 2010 04:17

LMFAO!

wtfisfmy | 0

#2730492 - Tuesday 21 June 2011 03:31

HAHA WOW!!! LMAO

Guatican | 6

#6098612 - Friday 24 October 2014 04:52

What the actual fuck?! XD

By ApplaudtheActor | 0

#216854 - Thursday 21 May 2009 09:32

Macho. I'll bet you got lots of numbers after that, eh?

By amateur_ninja | 0

#216865 - Thursday 21 May 2009 09:35

Did the scary butterfly take your balls?

kalixzo | 11

#990679 - Tuesday 11 May 2010 03:47

what if it was an evil butterfly with laser beams and sharp teeth?

By eiji_chan | 0

#216868 - Thursday 21 May 2009 09:35

Next time pee in your pants when you see a lady bug. Girls love sensitive men. LOL #3 :D

By wtrplochica | 0

#216870 - Thursday 21 May 2009 09:36

Don't worry. I'm afraid of them too... :)

pompompom_fml | 0

#800730 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 10:58

here's a possible date :)

By hayride1987 | 0

#216872 - Thursday 21 May 2009 09:37

no wonder your available...

By deegee12 | 0

#216887 - Thursday 21 May 2009 09:43

hmm. you're cool

By withfire | 0

#216892 - Thursday 21 May 2009 09:46

I'm guessing you had something in your stomach.

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