By Repethetic - 02/04/2015 12:20 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend when we came across the most beautiful piece of Japanese furniture. When I inspected it closely, my boyfriend started laughing. Turns out I was making the same noise I make when I orgasm in reaction to a piece of furniture. FML
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Buy the couch. Fuck him On the couch. Therefore you'll have an orgasm times two. You're welcome

That's hilarious, glad I don't do that

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That's hilarious, glad I don't do that

Why not? at least he makes her orgasm

I was talking about making same noises looking at furniture that I make having sex.

I can't be the only one who needs to hear this moan because everything that I can imagine sounds really really sexual.

dontlookman 20

If you make the same noise looking at furniture as you do when having sex, he should be take it as a sign and do better.

Or maybe its just another case of kick-ass furniture.

It's other, than that. Kick does not give you orgasm.

@#27, Whatever you're on, I want some.

Hey, there is nothing better than a quality piece of furniture. Some people like to use furniture for sex ;) you gave him a good hint.

I think all people like to use furniture for sex. Considering a bed is technically a piece of furniture.

Nah, man. Caves are the best. A nice little cozy rock shelf beats a bed any day.

Well that's true. Hard and rough is always best.

I guess you could say it's orgasmic.

Luckily, no one else knows that.

You should really fuck with him and yell coffee table during sex instead of his name. sell the obsession

Buy the couch. Fuck him On the couch. Therefore you'll have an orgasm times two. You're welcome

You should be a relationship counselor

but it was a screen....

That must be one good piece of furniture

I don't even know how to respond to this ???

Usually that's when people just scroll on by instead of typing a response.

Have him pretend to be furniture and sit on him, see if it turns you on. ...yes, it's a legit thing.