By desertboi69 - 16/3/2019 16:00 - United States - Ridgecrest
Today, I was preparing my raw meat with tire grease. Literally. My girlfriend replaced my teriyaki sauce with tire grease, because, she later told me, she had sex with my best friend. FML
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I am not even close to an experienced mechanic but I do know quite a bit and I was laughing when I read the tire grease part could have been the oil you put in some bearings on some boat trailers

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  dasin  |  15

could mean tire lube(helps with putting a tire on the wheel) but either way teriyaki suace doesnt look like anything that a car would used cept maybe dirty gas