By desertboi69 - 16/03/2019 16:00 - United States - Ridgecrest

Today, I was preparing my raw meat with tire grease. Literally. My girlfriend replaced my teriyaki sauce with tire grease, because, she later told me, she had sex with my best friend. FML
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What kind of reasoning is this? "I screwed you over so I'll screw you over."

Uh, I’ve been working on cars and motorcycles for 40 years and have never heard the words “tire grease” used together.

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Is she trying to unlock "Epic level bitch" achievement or something?

What kind of reasoning is this? "I screwed you over so I'll screw you over."

Wow what a psycho what was she trying to poison you

Uh, I’ve been working on cars and motorcycles for 40 years and have never heard the words “tire grease” used together.

maybe he mean Axel grease?? but, even then, you CANNOT mistake that for teriyaki sauce.

It’s usually in the same aisle as the headlight fluid and the ID-10T bolts.

I am not even close to an experienced mechanic but I do know quite a bit and I was laughing when I read the tire grease part could have been the oil you put in some bearings on some boat trailers

You are supposed to pack the bearings with grease on all trailers, not just boat trailers.

could mean tire lube(helps with putting a tire on the wheel) but either way teriyaki suace doesnt look like anything that a car would used cept maybe dirty gas

She fucked your friend, then punished you with poisoning? Was she upset you didn’t set her up with him sooner?

What is with the rash of FMLs that make no sense?

The bot running the site has a poor filter.

Your ex is a psychopath.

That's what you get for letting her cheat on you.

You can report her for poisoning you, that’ll teach her to think before cheating

I have...so many questions