By desertboi69 - 16/03/2019 16:00 - United States - Ridgecrest

Today, I was preparing my raw meat with tire grease. Literally. My girlfriend replaced my teriyaki sauce with tire grease, because, she later told me, she had sex with my best friend. FML
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Sinshine 28
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What kind of reasoning is this? "I screwed you over so I'll screw you over."

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draghkar 17
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Uh, I’ve been working on cars and motorcycles for 40 years and have never heard the words “tire grease” used together.

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tounces7 27

Is she trying to unlock "Epic level bitch" achievement or something?

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Sinshine 28
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What kind of reasoning is this? "I screwed you over so I'll screw you over."

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Charlie Given 25
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Wow what a psycho what was she trying to poison you

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draghkar 17
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Uh, I’ve been working on cars and motorcycles for 40 years and have never heard the words “tire grease” used together.

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EmDizzle2007 28

maybe he mean Axel grease?? but, even then, you CANNOT mistake that for teriyaki sauce.

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RichardPencil 30
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It’s usually in the same aisle as the headlight fluid and the ID-10T bolts.

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merican_redneck4 11
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I am not even close to an experienced mechanic but I do know quite a bit and I was laughing when I read the tire grease part could have been the oil you put in some bearings on some boat trailers

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stormy0307 16
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You are supposed to pack the bearings with grease on all trailers, not just boat trailers.

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dasin 17
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could mean tire lube(helps with putting a tire on the wheel) but either way teriyaki suace doesnt look like anything that a car would used cept maybe dirty gas

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RichardPencil 30
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She fucked your friend, then punished you with poisoning? Was she upset you didn’t set her up with him sooner?

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Darcie Kleino 5
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What is with the rash of FMLs that make no sense?

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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The bot running the site has a poor filter.

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Aphrodite 20

Your ex is a psychopath.

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bl3ur0z3 17

That's what you get for letting her cheat on you.

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mas12806 24
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You can report her for poisoning you, that’ll teach her to think before cheating

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justpickone 12

I have...so many questions

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