FML : Today, I was playing my guitar outside my apartment building, and some people had put some money in my guitar case. One guy threw in what I thought was...

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Today, I was playing my guitar outside my apartment building, and some people had put some money in my guitar case. One guy threw in what I thought was a crumpled piece of paper or something. It was actually a used condom. It leaked all over the money and my case. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By gross / Friday 15 July 2011 01:09 / Canada

Intimacy

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By howslife123 | 0

#2896022 - Friday 15 July 2011 9:05

I saw a lady throw a bag of dog shit into a guitar case once and the guy sniffed it true story

By Calivale | 7

#2896053 - Friday 15 July 2011 9:07

eww what an ass. that's messed up.

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By howslife123 | 0

#2896022 - Friday 15 July 2011 9:05

I saw a lady throw a bag of dog shit into a guitar case once and the guy sniffed it true story

Miss_Kristen | 10

#2896127 - Friday 15 July 2011 9:12

Cool story, bro

Jacobt24 | 19

#2896142 - Friday 15 July 2011 9:13

why did she just happen to have dog shit on her? and why was the guy in the FML carrying a used condom?

cocobulla1 | 4

#2896145 - Friday 15 July 2011 9:13

well.... Thats nice

howslife123 | 0

#2896153 - Friday 15 July 2011 9:13

nice original comeback , bro

howslife123 | 0

#2896188 - Friday 15 July 2011 9:15

#12 her dog did it's bidness and she picked it up in a bag and threw the bag I and he's like "what the hell is this" but he kept it

ilovecookies83 | 0

#2896250 - Friday 15 July 2011 9:19

12 - Yeah if you can't think of something better to say, don't say anything at all.
OP - That's revolting! Some people just have no shame!

nigrice | 0

#2896252 - Friday 15 July 2011 9:19

12 - your not black. stop trying to be.

dudeitsdanny | 9

#2896346 - Friday 15 July 2011 9:26

I feel like I might be feeding the troll, but I'll go ahead anyways...

How is #12 being black?

iLOLatURpain69 | 7

#2896441 - Friday 15 July 2011 9:35

Im just gonna say it.
Although it sucks, OPs and 1's comments
are awesome.
FYL however.

iLOLatURpain69 | 7

#2896443 - Friday 15 July 2011 9:35

Im just gonna say it.
Although it sucks, OPs and 1's comments
are awesome.
FYL however.

dummbrunette | 0

#2896473 - Friday 15 July 2011 9:38

Hand sanitizer! :D kills 99.9% of germs...and bodily fluids...

nikki9tails | 3

#2896623 - Friday 15 July 2011 10:00

I'd bleach it and cover it with fabric or stickers or posters. I'd personally not touch it again but ya you need the case and probably not willing to buy another one

kings1fan | 6

#2896684 - Friday 15 July 2011 10:07

Well what about that 00.1%! Poor guy....

MusicXisXii | 0

#2896740 - Friday 15 July 2011 10:19

Sad thing is, that's most likely not the most disgusting thing that has touched that money...

kyliebear | 15

#2896753 - Friday 15 July 2011 10:21

Eww, this comment and OP's story are just gross. I mean, a used condom, that is just ... disturbing. But a guy sniffing dog sh¡t is also so wrong. I nearly threw up ! (: but I'm fine lol.

JuggaletteKlown | 0

#2897068 - Friday 15 July 2011 11:43

ew. people suck. e.o

stef108 | 3

#2897551 - Friday 15 July 2011 13:39

so some guy just randomly had a used condom in his pocket to toss at someone?

alexg823 | 0

#2897777 - Friday 15 July 2011 14:56

He could have come out of the apartment after mating with prostitutes.

Soloman212 | 28

#2898286 - Friday 15 July 2011 16:14

Or hisself, and prefers to wear sanitary socks.

Alex94xela | 0

#2899019 - Friday 15 July 2011 17:59

LOLOLOLOL just wait till the jizz dries and spend the money quick. and maybe buy a new case or scrape the crusty jizz off your choice.

be123 | 5

#2899273 - Friday 15 July 2011 18:31

eew. he probably had an STD

juicedboi | 7

#2899876 - Friday 15 July 2011 20:18

Why do people like that even exist? Seriously all you condom throwers out there, quit sharing my oxygen.

mduffy08 | 8

#2900548 - Friday 15 July 2011 22:33

dis infectants kill 99.9% of germs. chuck Norris kills 100% of whatever the fuck he wants.

MagicGiraffe | 12

#2905380 - Saturday 16 July 2011 10:59

if you were to find out his information I'm sure this can be classified as some sort of sexual harassment. Take it to the courts!

markrs | 0

#3403940 - Saturday 8 October 2011 9:01

57- that 00.1 percent is AIDS

By Calivale | 7

#2896053 - Friday 15 July 2011 9:07

eww what an ass. that's messed up.

rainbo955 | 0

#2896488 - Friday 15 July 2011 9:40

that is just disgusting. I would have punched said person right in the face.

xlord | 27

#2897102 - Friday 15 July 2011 11:55

looks like op got found himself in a sticky situation

chiddy_bang71 | 0

#2897700 - Friday 15 July 2011 14:24

looks like op... (puts on sunglasses) should have protected himself. YEAHHHH!
sorry for the shitty pun, 78 stole the one I wanted.

jorrrdddinnn | 1

#2898558 - Friday 15 July 2011 16:51

I wonder if money goes through a sanitation process everytime it comes back to the government. (let's hope) I'm a huge germaphob. but, FYL I'd be mentally scared and never touch it again.

MusicXisXii | 0

#2900289 - Friday 15 July 2011 21:41

yeah, you've touched money with dead pre-fetuses before.

RezaCookies | 0

#2900790 - Friday 15 July 2011 23:00

hothothothothot

maszaros | 8

#2906109 - Saturday 16 July 2011 14:59

Whatever! one has to question why OP was playing for money on the street, yet somehow has the means to post on this website. YDI!!

a_nutritionist | 10

#2911415 - Sunday 17 July 2011 6:40

@158 one has to question how monkeys learnt to speak english and use a computer, but here you are.

By Complaining | 13

#2896078 - Friday 15 July 2011 9:09

That is disgusting and rude. I'm sorry for you OP, I hope you have better luck soon.

By TheCountess | 4

#2896080 - Friday 15 July 2011 9:09

What a classy gentleman.

CareFace | 16

#2896496 - Friday 15 July 2011 9:41

What a sticky situation.

lalala2589 | 0

#2900006 - Friday 15 July 2011 20:42

It's a sad day when millions of people will stay at home and watch Jersey Shore, but very few people will give people with a real talent common respect or even attention.
Fuck people like him.
They're just a waste of space.

By jellybeans4833 | 7

#2896082 - Friday 15 July 2011 9:09

you shouldve taken your guitar and thrown it at him! xD

Jacobt24 | 19

#2896113 - Friday 15 July 2011 9:11

but then how would he make more money?

jellybeans4833 | 7

#2896165 - Friday 15 July 2011 9:14

just don't hit the guy to the point where the guitar breaks because that would be wasting a good guitar on a stupid ass.

lalala2589 | 0

#2899954 - Friday 15 July 2011 20:30

If you hit someone with an acoustic guitar without breaking it, you might as well just tap them on the shoulder with a magazine. Those things are fragile, you wouldn't do any damage without breaking it.