By Anonymous - 5/3/2011 06:07 - Canada
Today, I was performing a show about pirates for a youth program. A child started crying because I wasn't a real pirate. A little girl took my defense: "He's a real pirate, his teeth are all yellow!" FML
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By  ambowew  |  7

You should have gave a crooked, seedy, yellow mouthed smile and leered at the girl. "Little girl, what's a horny pirates worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty."
I'm sure you would have been a hit then.

By  UpsidedownKayak  |  9

Aye think crest whitestrips are in your future. You should get your heading to your local store and plunder their remaining stock, or arrrrgh you just going to stay in character.

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  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

Agreed. Brushing doesn't really whiten teeth. Get a treatment from the dentist or an at-home product.

FYL because your feelings were hurt by a little kid. They're so brutal.

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  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

Agreed. Brushing doesn't really whiten teeth. Get a treatment from the dentist or an at-home product.

FYL because your feelings were hurt by a little kid. They're so brutal.

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  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

Agreed. Brushing doesn't really whiten teeth. Get a treatment from the dentist or an at-home product.

FYL because your feelings were hurt by a little kid. They're so brutal.