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Arr, time to brush your teeth, mate.

She's right, you must be!

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She's right, you must be!

finally a funny fml

It's times like these where you have to laugh

good acting, then

You should've been the ninja who single handily defeated he pirates with his sushi of deliciousness.

better yellow teeth than a wooden willy.

Arr, time to brush your teeth, mate.

Arr, that's what I tell my mate too! Then I tell her, and here's yer toothbrush!

Told. :x. But still FYL

Well you could always say that was part of your costume. But that doesn't change that your teeth are pirate yellow.

You should have gave a crooked, seedy, yellow mouthed smile and leered at the girl. "Little girl, what's a horny pirates worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty." I'm sure you would have been a hit then.

Aye think crest whitestrips are in your future. You should get your heading to your local store and plunder their remaining stock, or arrrrgh you just going to stay in character.

Agreed. Brushing doesn't really whiten teeth. Get a treatment from the dentist or an at-home product. FYL because your feelings were hurt by a little kid. They're so brutal.

Agreed. Brushing doesn't really whiten teeth. Get a treatment from the dentist or an at-home product. FYL because your feelings were hurt by a little kid. They're so brutal.

Agreed. Brushing doesn't really whiten teeth. Get a treatment from the dentist or an at-home product. FYL because your feelings were hurt by a little kid. They're so brutal.