By Anonymous - 05/03/2011 06:07 - Canada
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You should have gave a crooked, seedy, yellow mouthed smile and leered at the girl. "Little girl, what's a horny pirates worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty." I'm sure you would have been a hit then.
Aye think crest whitestrips are in your future. You should get your heading to your local store and plunder their remaining stock, or arrrrgh you just going to stay in character.