By apparentlyugly - 15/06/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a prospective blind date. He asked me to describe myself so I said that I was fun, attractive and a little chubby but not fat. My 7 year old sister walked up to me and screamed "Jesus doesn't like it when we lie!". FML
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Well, if you were lying then good job by your sister. She saved that guy some time.

Burn by a 7 year old! i hope you werent lying. she was just being bitchy.

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Well, if you were lying then good job by your sister. She saved that guy some time.

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this is an easy fml to coverup. Just say she was talking to someone else

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Burn by a 7 year old! i hope you werent lying. she was just being bitchy.

Out of the mouths of babes... Bummer. Did he hang up?

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LMFAO!!! This one actually really made me laugh for once! Kudos, on your FML, I hope you told the guy your sister was yelling at her imaginary friend that likes to eat worms.

if a relationship doesnt work out you could always get a job as someone's matress

chubby, big boned, there are lots of ways to say it but in the end you're still a fat ass