Today, I was on a 12 hour trans-Atlantic flight overseas. I asked the flight attendant where this rancid smell was coming from. The guy sitting next to me started laughing, saying, "Sorry, something I ate is not agreeing with me." This was hour 1 of the flight. FML
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TheBigGamer
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did they shit themselves or something?
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xCrackerx
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He farted. Dumbass. Do you need someone to hold your hand and explain everything?
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tyhillman
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1 hour isn't that long.
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Intoxicunt
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Yeah, and that's the amount of time elapsed out of TWELVE hours. 12 - 1 = 11. Eleven hours is a good while to gag on someone's gas fumes.
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redbluegreen
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Did you not read the FML? It's a 12 hour flight. That as just in the first hour.
Intoxicunt, for some reason that made me laugh. Thank you. (:
Intoxicunt, for some reason that made me laugh. Thank you. (:
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Intoxicunt
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You're welcome! :]
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tyhillman
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Oops my bed fellas haha I guess I had a brain fart.
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reverseesrever
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Today, I was on a 12 hour trans-Atlantic flight overseas. The guy beside me asked the flight attendant where this rancid smell was coming from. I started laughing and told him "Sorry, something I ate is not agreeing with me." This was hour 1 of the flight. MLIA
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urface132
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o I get it now ;)
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2345_fml
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HAHA That sucks.
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skinny_love
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A "trans-Atlantic flight overseas?" YDI for being redundant.
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BoredReader88
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My thought exactly
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plexico
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What? He didn't bring enough rotten, contaminated, vomit- and diarrhea-inducing slop to share some with you? What a pig!
The belch that comes from digesting rotten beef smells like the gates of Hell -- or parts of New Jersey.
The belch that comes from digesting rotten beef smells like the gates of Hell -- or parts of New Jersey.
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Pandasaur
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This was lovely to read after eating. 'Scuse me while I go throw up.
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plexico
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Sorry that your loss is my win. :( :)
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Pandasaur
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Hah, it happens.
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allmidnighteyes
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Shit happens
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the_stereotype
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haha, and then whoever was sitting next to the bathroom would have to smell THAT for the rest of the flight.
but hey, at least there wasn't a baby with a possible ear infection. they'll smell AND then they'll scream and cry about it for the rest of the flight.
but hey, at least there wasn't a baby with a possible ear infection. they'll smell AND then they'll scream and cry about it for the rest of the flight.
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v1knownaz_chris
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*farts*
everyone loves their own flavour
everyone loves their own flavour
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movies12
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Move to a different spot. Or just deal with it, but I would do the first one, cause if that was me I would not be able to sit thru a flight with 11 MORE hours.
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NaziZombie
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Redundant
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Jincos
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Ask to switch seats, pussy.
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the_stereotype
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you can't just switch seats on an overseas flight.
Is there any other kind?