Miscellaneous: Today, I was mowing the lawn of my brand new house, located in...

By Michaelichael - 28/03/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, I was mowing the lawn of my brand new house, located in a very nice neighborhood (I am a hispanic male), and a lady in her nice white cadillac drove up and asked me, in extremely broken spanish, if I could mow her lawn too. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2011 08:40 - Canada

Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

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By anon - 20/07/2011 07:55 - Canada

Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML

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By uugnfg - 27/07/2010 04:38 - United States

Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2019 04:01 - United States

Today, I mowed our lawn without being asked. My sister wouldn't stop yelling at me for not checking with her, because she wanted the grass to get long enough to "play jungle" in. My mom sided with her. FML

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By Jon - 05/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics, I waved and walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away; he had been attacked by bees. FML

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By 44magnumtime - 06/08/2012 17:57 - Canada - Oakville

Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weedwacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgetting that I am mowing where the dogs go to the restroom, I absent-mindedly weedwack over dog poop. Which got flung into my face. FML

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By Davios - 24/09/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I moved in with an older gentleman renting out a room. Tonight, he had a domestic dispute with his girlfriend, who threw a lawn chair at my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2019 00:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the garden of my new house when a neighbour came over and told me to clear off or she would call the owner to tell them they were being burgled. When I told her I was the owner, she said I was clearly unsuitable to be living on this street, and to stop lying before she called the police. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

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corey_kelly 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:17

i hate racism and stereotypes

Naples 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:19

You should have said yes and then wrote "**** You" across her lane with the lawn mower.

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soohungry 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:13

Wow man, that really sucks. You should have told her to go to a place I like to call carajo xD

evanwilliams 4

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:15

How much do you charge per lawn? Must be a quite a lot for you to afford a house in a nice neighborhood.

gleidu77 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:15

what a bitch. that's so rude.

neonoodle 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:15

It was nice of her to try speaking in Spanish to you and not just in really slow English.

demonkey_fml 4

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:17

I hope you had some fun with her! She must have been completely embarrassed when you told her you had just bought the house!!

corey_kelly 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:17

i hate racism and stereotypes

acid_burn_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:17

@ #2, go to hell you racist. You should have replied in perfect english: Mow your own lawn you white elitist.

missmishi08 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:18

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Naples 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:19

You should have said yes and then wrote "**** You" across her lane with the lawn mower.

mylifesucks_alot 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:21

#6 She probably wasn't embarrassed. More like horrified. Pretty soon there won't be any white people left in America. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate all Hispanic people, just the illegal immigrants. I'm assuming if he lives in a nice neighborhood he is here legally and has a decent job (probably not a professional lawn-mower) but some of us still like to live with our own kind. Its not racism, its a psychological concept called ethnocentrism. People (of all races) tend to want to be with others like them.