By tikizombie - 30/08/2010 20:10 - Canada

Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then, I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML
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tencentsakiss 19

I stayed in a hotel last week, and literally everything I touched broke. This sounds like something I would do

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wafflemaster 1

i blame u for the lipstick part

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xashleyAsphyxia 0

that sucks, but ydi for not watching where you were going ;/

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Emys86 0

jesus F. christ.. that was all nonsense!

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torirules 0

what does ydi mean? I feel stupid but you peeps say it all the time, and i don't know what the hell It means!?!

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rockyc 0

89. i don't wanna make up my mind.. a better idea should be with your lips

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xdanixx 0

Hahaha that's hilarious

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imright24 0

I guess you don't clean the place before you leave either. YDI.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

I'm just wondering whether the OPs roommate was moving out as well or not. If they weren't then it's not the OP's responsibility to clean up their junk. The OP could have been getting there damage deposit back because the roommate was going to be putting down a new deposit but this time with everything in their name.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

their damage deposit. * Sorry just caught that.

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oarisimo 4

wow 107, you're looking more stupid with each and every comment you make.

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