By tikizombie - 30/08/2010 20:10 - Canada

Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then, I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML
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tencentsakiss 19

I stayed in a hotel last week, and literally everything I touched broke. This sounds like something I would do

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wafflemaster 1

i blame u for the lipstick part

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JayMorales 0

sounds like Steve urckle

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iron_chefITALY 0

I have a job and it's a picture. coming from someon with no picture I think that ur opinion doesn't matter here kiddo

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iBeC00L 0

94, I happen to think u have a nice picture. yes u could have put on a shirt, but u have nice bone structure so it makes up for it quite brilliantly. and 85 ur just adorable ^_^

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iron_chefITALY 0

117 I really hope ur a girl

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MC_Telepathy 0

94 i will smash your face into a car windshield then take your mother out to a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her again

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iron_chefITALY 0

thanks 112 I bet she would like that and I'll be waitng by my car for u

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