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Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then, I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML

By tikizombie - / Monday 30 August 2010 20:10 / Canada
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  FFML_314  |  11

OK, you're not getting this. Your is possessive, meaning something you own. You're is a contraction of you are. Please, learn the difference before you try and insult someone. Your initial comment did not make sense.

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  FFML_314  |  11

You can just go ahead and give yourself a nice smack right on the forehead. I'm just going to guess that picture isn't even you. :( Edit: You remember me? I don't try to be funny, it just happens.

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  KarinaLizeth18  |  5

101 haha >.< my gay-o-meter went off the charts but then again I'm almost never right u.u .... I'm not a homophobe or anything like that, lol it was just a question. :)

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  Schizomaniac  |  24

Hm, my gaydar didn't go off when I saw his picture, and I'm usually pretty good at gay-detection. My mom is a lesbian and a lot of my friends are gay. :P Man, the retards are going to have a ball with that one.

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  KarinaLizeth18  |  5

really 112?? :/ mm well I was just sayin cause he has two hooped earrings and seems pretty queer... :D I have many gay friends and well I'm in an all female soccer team :| somehow it became an almost all lesbian(I as the exception) team. So like I said I wasn't trying to be rude or anything I was simply trying to satisfy my curiosity. Oh and btw thank you for your immaturity with the whole "the retards are gonna have a ball with this one" I didn't know someones simple curiosity was a means for humor. O.o

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  KarinaLizeth18  |  5

oh O.o well then I apologize for misunderstanding your comment :) and those who do have a ball with the fact that your mom is a lesbian and that you have many gay friends are indeed, retards xD

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  Schizomaniac  |  24

Adan, unfortunately you cannot slap someone over the Internet :(. And no, I would have prefered that it was with someone who was not an idiot :/. Our mock-fight has yet to occur.

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  Schizomaniac  |  24

138, I would DIE before I called you 'mum!' (That was good, though) However, if we did reach some sort of agreement, I would take Seth under my wing and teach him my ways >:)

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  Thebloodygore  |  0

What's with everyone attempting to steal my son? If anyone knows his full name, then maybe you'll have a chance of stealing him. Also, he only speaks Spanish, so good luck. Ohh, nothing Aria. Just a picture of my son flipping everyone off. Yes, Adan, that is correct.

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  Schizomaniac  |  24

Love I said ENOUGH of his names, and I don't think he's going to say "No me gusta tu español, ¡vente!" Besides, throwing him in a burlap sack requires little communication. Hey, hey, Adan. It was a very strategic move on the state's part. They didn't want people crashing planes into important builidings :P. Even though I think Albany is the capitol of New York :/.

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  KarinaLizeth18  |  5

176 what exactly do you mean by Mexican Spanish??? >:| I'm Mexican, salvadorian and Guatemalan, and I find that my Spanish is just like everyone elses O.o well for the most part

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  Schizomaniac  |  24

185, if you see any of us in a conversation, it probably isn't about the FML. The other girl (probably 186), nah, Spanish differs in different countries, much like any other language. Go to Spain, Chile, or pretty much anywhere else and you'll find that there are both subtle and drastic differences.

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  FFML_314  |  11

TheOptimist, that seriously made me laugh out loud. I spit my water out onto my phone. Thank you. LOL! Edit: 186, there are different types of the Spanish language. For example: People from Mexico don't speak the same kind of Spanish as the people from Spain.

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  Thebloodygore  |  0

185, thank you! The conversation should have NOT switched to kidnapping my son. 186, it's way different. I didn't mean it in an offensive way. It's like British English and American English. They're founded on the same principles and for the most part, most of the words are the same, but there are different spellings of some words/different meanings/ and of course the different accents.

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  Thebloodygore  |  0

Eli, that's your opinion. I personally think it doesn't matter. It's still the same language, just because they have minor tweaks doesn't make it completely different. It's still English whether it be American or British. It's still Spanish. :]

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  KarinaLizeth18  |  5

well thank you all for the clearity :D and yes ofcourse I knew that it differs slightly but it caught me off guard when she said "Mexican Spanish" haha I didn't know we had our own category xD woohoo

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  Geiko_fml  |  0

I've been told to live in a bubble because of getting sick a lot a while back. Just stay in a bubble because of the allergies, as captain said. It's fun!

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