Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet....

By Noname - 1/2/2009 22:17 - Canada

Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By perennialartist | 0

#6320 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 7:16

It's a trap!

By Sneak_fml | 0

#27853 - Thursday 12 March 2009 7:30

The person you were jerking off to is not a "guy". She is a male-to-female transsexual person, and apparently a hot one, at that. Gay guys don't even get off with transsexual porn. If you're jerkin it to a T-girl, it means you're straight.

-1 for transphobia.

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By yours_truly | 0

#1111 - Tuesday 10 February 2009 22:15

lmfao

kxxjoejoexxk | 8

#5211703 - Monday 3 December 2012 22:24

You know what they say... In soviet russia dick beat you!

By perennialartist | 0

#6320 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 7:16

It's a trap!

By Dannie_fml | 0

#11636 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:34

ROFL!
THAT MADE MY DAY!

HAHAHHAHAHA

I'M A FUCKING SPASTICATED MORON!!

PEACE.

mama2010 | 0

#968740 - Friday 26 March 2010 20:05

:) nooice.

rocketeer_97 | 1

#2433411 - Saturday 30 April 2011 11:01

no.

By un_known_fml | 0

#15295 - Thursday 5 March 2009 1:29

so... ?

By tifferneelee | 0

#17546 - Friday 6 March 2009 4:30

where's admiral akbar when you need him?

cj75 | 18

#6200475 - Thursday 12 February 2015 15:40

Being the epicness that he is but unfortunately, not here.

By carlos_oac | 0

#21082 - Sunday 8 March 2009 8:06

#1, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA
You should try go to /pr0n/

By Sneak_fml | 0

#27853 - Thursday 12 March 2009 7:30

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

lizamaphone | 6

#1029931 - Monday 14 June 2010 3:59

yay!

i say this because I'm a straight girl dating a (hot) transguy.

+1 for openmindedness!

Dashelle | 25

#5737315 - Friday 1 November 2013 3:55

I know a few gay guys who are into trans-sexuals. Way to be judgmental.

DeadPixel4 | 29

#5938745 - Thursday 8 May 2014 20:52

It's called a shemale, more commonly. But +1 to no transphobia!

Divine_Mamma | 11

#6344190 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 7:24

He never said it was a guy.

herofaircloth | 18

#6413251 - Friday 18 September 2015 5:07

"Shemale" is offensive as fuck, regardless of how common the term.

L_M_AND_R_L | 8

#7392404 - Thursday 19 January 2017 18:18

How is that transphobic?

By shinychexmix | 0

#39640 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 6:38

YOU DESERVED IT.

By clitler | 0

#40392 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 17:31

I don't know what kind of uptight self-righteous asshole you think you are, but if you're too good to blow a load of batter to a chick that has a quivering sausage, then I don't think you deserve to be looking at internet porn. Seriously, who hasn't wanted to see a tranny piss all over herself and then eat her own shit??? You need to get over yourself and lube up your slam pole to a dirty dick chick. Seriously.

Rae Marie | 13

#7724710 - Saturday 17 November 2018 15:54

I liked the comment too soon. How do I unlike

By actionafternoon | 0

#42038 - Thursday 19 March 2009 4:46

it's a tarp!

yes, i meant tarp, not trap. take that, /b/itches

extremekiwi | 0

#992979 - Friday 14 May 2010 7:55

well aren't you just clever.

Razor011 | 12

#6560984 - Thursday 17 March 2016 4:56

My god there's enough passive aggressiveness in this comment to kill a man