By dirtyhands - 18/2/2009 23:01 - United States
  Today, I was masturbating on my inflatable air mattress that squeaks when you move. Suddenly, my mom busted in my room to ask if I'm okay because she thought the squeaking was my crying. I ripped my hands from my pants and turned on my side; she walked over and grabbed my hands to console me. FML
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By  AliSama  |  17

be happy, she was worried and loves you. also.. umm. being caught masturbating, and being comforted is not a fml. It is just a comedy, which ended with you knowing you are loved. A fml would have been well, far worst. lol.

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By  AliSama  |  17

be happy, she was worried and loves you. also.. umm. being caught masturbating, and being comforted is not a fml. It is just a comedy, which ended with you knowing you are loved. A fml would have been well, far worst. lol.

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  zac12345  |  0

it's a girl masterbating, her mom walks in thinking she's crying, and grabs her juice covered hands thinking they were tears, indeed an fml. ydi for doing it in a loud place

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  gman123999  |  14

Really? That looks purple to me.. Although that could just be me..

Oh wait I'm commenting on a fml from four years ago, not like anyone is going to see this..