By dirtyhands - 18/02/2009 23:01 - United States

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Today, I was masturbating on my inflatable air mattress that squeaks when you move. Suddenly, my mom busted in my room to ask if I'm okay because she thought the squeaking was my crying. I ripped my hands from my pants and turned on my side; she walked over and grabbed my hands to console me. FML
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At least she didn't pick up that you were masterbating.

be happy, she was worried and loves you. also.. umm. being caught masturbating, and being comforted is not a fml. It is just a comedy, which ended with you knowing you are loved. A fml would have been well, far worst. lol.

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be happy, she was worried and loves you. also.. umm. being caught masturbating, and being comforted is not a fml. It is just a comedy, which ended with you knowing you are loved. A fml would have been well, far worst. lol.

allsama scares me... anyone else sit it will be embarressing if he scares no one else

hayleyjames, ur a douche. alisamas comments are usually smart and helpful.

Girl or guy? Either way that sucks. Did she know? Lol

On 02/18/2009 at 6:01pm - sex - by dirtyhands (WOMAN) - United States (Florida) Do you know how to read?

it's a girl masterbating, her mom walks in thinking she's crying, and grabs her juice covered hands thinking they were tears, indeed an fml. ydi for doing it in a loud place

^^ maybe they're on a phone? It doesn't say on mine. Do you know how to not be a douche?

It doesn't even matter if you're A dumb ass, the symbol is pink...

Really? That looks purple to me.. Although that could just be me.. Oh wait I'm commenting on a fml from four years ago, not like anyone is going to see this..

definitely doesn't sound like it's true...but if it is...not fml but awkwarddd xD

At least she didn't pick up that you were masterbating.

As soon as she touches the hands, she knows.

are you a girl or a boy?

Are you an idiot or are you blind?

HAHAHA! oooh, man. did she go make dinner afterwards?

Ewwww. Now that's just nasty Dx

do tht wen u r home alone

Even if the bedroom door didn't have a lock, chances are a bathroom door would have.

None of the bathroom doors in my home lock. Actually, no room locks in my house.

Your poor mother.

remorse forever... issues forever... you are NEVER going to be able to kiss your mother on the cheek again... GOD