Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML
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horyo
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...Try using a condom next time. Or be like Doofy and use the vacuum machine.
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iarediana
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a vacuum machinee?
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abcnonamecba
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wow u now hold a record for most insects fucked
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AziraLevana
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252: Spiders aren't insects...
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NonExistentCok
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:O u shud use protection nxt Tym
but atleast look on de bright side u got fucked :)
but atleast look on de bright side u got fucked :)
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atomicbaboon
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Hope you bought it dinner first!
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addiizcherry
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Would this be qualified as rape?
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Sniper_Chick4110
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#312 Molestation at best. Unless it bit him...? Did it?
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Crudez0rz
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Who the fuck masturbates into a sock?!?!
hahaha
hahaha
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MegamiKaosu
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I know a guy, we call him sock boy xD
we were on his site for his live web feed and we started teasing him and he banned us xD
we were on his site for his live web feed and we started teasing him and he banned us xD
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Mforce
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Most dudes who masturbate... You know... So they don't turn them selves into Cum Laudes
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09Z_fml
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um.. no most dudes dont..
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laughingtoohard
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Rug burn on you dick bro
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bryce0110
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A lot of guys do, but I personally never even thought of doing it.
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Samazoid
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Well now you can say you've done it.
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btopishere
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That's how Peter Parker was created.
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llstan2006
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Made me roll on the floor forever! So funny!
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OddLittleThing
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Ha!
love.
love.
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DrLemon
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ahaha. soo, to beCUM a superhero some guy has to jack off in a sock filled with their desire?
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Christine1997
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Ahhahahahhahahahahhahaha
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grapist111
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I wouldn't be surprised if one day, tons of little spiders showed up at his door for a "family reunion"
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akg98
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Soooo fucking brilliant awesome!! I loled
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Crudez0rz
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LMFAO @ the Peter Parker comment
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Cryptix
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@ #4 comment; yeah or possibly become a new hero called the (Sperm)Man.
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iluvpink10
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LMAO haaha!!!
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DigitalFusion
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There is no fucking way you were 18 when you posted this. 8 maximum.
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BirdieCurls
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You guys might be 2 years late, but I'm 5 years late!
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nyah_nyah
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@ #2..... apparently lots of guys masterbate into socks... havnt you seen american pie? lol
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tsezu
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Did you lose your virginity to a spider?
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pianochk999
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No, he probably lost it the sock first.
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Cryptix
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Oh and I bet you're going to have nightmares about fucking spiders as for now on...
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neonoodle
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well, at least your penis didn't explode from a spider bite.
hahaha