By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48
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If that killed your mood, then I feel sorry for your boyfriend more than anything. :/
#20, there's nothing wrong with wanting to be playful or get a laugh during foreplay... but that would require that he actually say something funny. Which he did not. He just said something cringe-worthy and kind of insulting. Not many women want to be compared to livestock, even if indirectly. So which of these makes more sense?: OP fakes laughter and pretends not to be insulted/turned off for the sake of the boyfriend's ego, and probably ends up silently resenting him (because, y'know- THAT'S healthy). -OR- The boyfriend learns to make jokes that are actually funny.
There wouldn't be milk unless you had a kid... Mine came in while I was pregnant, but still. Either he's a moron or congrats on your baby
First of all, I think op's boyfriend knows how lactation works and when it happens. He was referring to the act of milking, not the actual production of milk. Secondly, why would this not kill the mood? I feel like there are very few women who are into being milked.
What did he expect you to reply with ? There's nothing you can ever say to that. It would only make everything more awkward.