By shitty shit - 26/05/2015 15:40 - United States - Carmel

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Today, I was looking at old pictures with my mom and saw one of myself crying in kindergarten. I asked why I was crying. She said that was the day a boy kissed me on the cheek, and I thought I'd gotten pregnant. She then decided to give me the sex talk. FML
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At first, this sounded like she gave you the sex talk in kindergarten... I might be a bad person for this, but THAT would've been funny!

We all have weird stories from childhood OP! Except the sex talk might have been awkward.

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There's always a story behind every picture.

We all have weird stories from childhood OP! Except the sex talk might have been awkward.

Exactly! I told everyone that I drank poison (I mispronounced the name of the drink), OP thought she was pregnant.... ahhh childhood. Anyways OP, FYL that must have been hella awkward.

My weird childhood story is that I had chicken pox, some of which were on my penis, and the medicine was incredibly similar to something I loved: Cream cheese. So I'd run around giggling like, "I put cream cheese on my penis!"

I also got the sex talk in kindergarten, it wasn't awkward, it was horrifying! Awkward is not really possible at 5 years old. 15 years old yes, but 5 is too young to really feel that mix of embarrassment and curiosity at that level. I mean we are still running aroung laughing at medicine on on penis with no shame at all ;-) right #41?

Surely she could've thought of something else to come up with..

Better late than never op!

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I'm honestly having a hard time finding the FML in this. It's a cute/funny story that a lot of people have from when they were little; so what? It's something to giggle at and then move on!

This is actually quite funny and cute tbh

Did you try to stop her?

Well better now than never

Thanks for contributing to the conversation!

Now seems like the perfect opportunity.