By shitty shit - 26/5/2015 15:40 - United States - Carmel
  Today, I was looking at old pictures with my mom and saw one of myself crying in kindergarten. I asked why I was crying. She said that was the day a boy kissed me on the cheek, and I thought I'd gotten pregnant. She then decided to give me the sex talk. FML
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  JayGatsby  |  25

Exactly! I told everyone that I drank poison (I mispronounced the name of the drink), OP thought she was pregnant.... ahhh childhood. Anyways OP, FYL that must have been hella awkward.

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  MrConcise  |  34

My weird childhood story is that I had chicken pox, some of which were on my penis, and the medicine was incredibly similar to something I loved: Cream cheese. So I'd run around giggling like, "I put cream cheese on my penis!"

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  MrsDruidess  |  23

I also got the sex talk in kindergarten, it wasn't awkward, it was horrifying! Awkward is not really possible at 5 years old. 15 years old yes, but 5 is too young to really feel that mix of embarrassment and curiosity at that level.
I mean we are still running aroung laughing at medicine on on penis with no shame at all ;-) right #41?

By  ThatOneChick856  |  35

I'm honestly having a hard time finding the FML in this. It's a cute/funny story that a lot of people have from when they were little; so what? It's something to giggle at and then move on!