FML : Today, I was lobstering. While I was getting bands, my co-worker decided it would be funny to make a lobster pinch my ear. it was a 4 pound lobster, and...

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Today, I was lobstering. While I was getting bands, my co-worker decided it would be funny to make a lobster pinch my ear. it was a 4 pound lobster, and my ear was swollen for 5 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Fonzie34 - / Monday 1 March 2010 02:42 / United States

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By DGross | 8

#903695 - Monday 1 March 2010 09:43

I say unleash a 6 pound one on his nuts and see how he likes it :-P

By vexis58 | 1

#903809 - Monday 1 March 2010 10:24

I was not aware lobster could be a verb. Learn something new every day.

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By Peter_File | 0

#903678 - Monday 1 March 2010 09:38

epic win for the co worker

steph959 | 0

#903683 - Monday 1 March 2010 09:40

ouch.

im2good25 | 0

#903738 - Monday 1 March 2010 09:56

epic win for the lobster

tweetbaby14 | 17

#903919 - Monday 1 March 2010 11:47

mmmmm lobster. oh yea and you should of made one pinch the other persons face

reyemrein | 0

#904658 - Monday 1 March 2010 06:03

There are much more painful places where you could make a lobster pinch him....

vrock | 0

#909130 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 01:25

what an asshole

By IfuckedMYlifebad | 0

#903691 - Monday 1 March 2010 09:43

smack her with the lobster

FYLDeep | 25

#905143 - Monday 1 March 2010 09:54

Or hire Mike Tyson to get him back.

fattypie101 | 0

#1013202 - Monday 31 May 2010 01:30

suck it up

By DGross | 8

#903695 - Monday 1 March 2010 09:43

I say unleash a 6 pound one on his nuts and see how he likes it :-P

By Asstazztic | 8

#903709 - Monday 1 March 2010 09:50

You guys are immature for telling him to be just like this immature dick

By I_am_that_guy | 0

#903713 - Monday 1 March 2010 09:51

the two of you are terrible that was a dick move but any pain to the balls is just too much I'd rather get pinched by a lobster on the ear than anything to the balls

I_am_that_guy | 0

#903719 - Monday 1 March 2010 09:52

btw swollen for 5 hrs isn't so bad at least it wasn't swollen for days op is a fast healer I guess

By iota_fml | 0

#903717 - Monday 1 March 2010 09:52

snickers what a waste of good food that would be £。bster ftw

By Fedor_is_KING | 0

#903727 - Monday 1 March 2010 09:53

I just visualized said FML. Your co-worker was right, it WAS funny. FYEL (E for ear)

By mama2b3 | 20

#903753 - Monday 1 March 2010 10:00

chuck a lobster at his face! better yet, do cats enjoy lobster? if so throw a cat at him the cat should try to maul him if he smells like lobster which I'm assuming he would... awh i love how cats are so versatile, house pet to weapon in .4 seconds XD