Today, I was lobstering. While I was getting bands, my co-worker decided it would be funny to make a lobster pinch my ear. it was a 4 pound lobster, and my ear was swollen for 5 hours. FML
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DGross
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I say unleash a 6 pound one on his nuts and see how he likes it :-P
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vexis58
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I was not aware lobster could be a verb. Learn something new every day.
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Peter_File
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epic win for the co worker
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steph959
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ouch.
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im2good25
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epic win for the lobster
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tweetbaby14
| 17
mmmmm lobster. oh yea and you should of made one pinch the other persons face
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reyemrein
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There are much more painful places where you could make a lobster pinch him....
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vrock
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what an asshole
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IfuckedMYlifebad
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smack her with the lobster
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FYLDeep
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Or hire Mike Tyson to get him back.
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fattypie101
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suck it up
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DGross
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I say unleash a 6 pound one on his nuts and see how he likes it :-P
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Asstazztic
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You guys are immature for telling him to be just like this immature dick
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I_am_that_guy
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the two of you are terrible that was a dick move but any pain to the balls is just too much I'd rather get pinched by a lobster on the ear than anything to the balls
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I_am_that_guy
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btw swollen for 5 hrs isn't so bad at least it wasn't swollen for days op is a fast healer I guess
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iota_fml
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snickers what a waste of good food that would be £。bster ftw
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Fedor_is_KING
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I just visualized said FML. Your co-worker was right, it WAS funny. FYEL (E for ear)
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mama2b3
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chuck a lobster at his face! better yet, do cats enjoy lobster? if so throw a cat at him the cat should try to maul him if he smells like lobster which I'm assuming he would... awh i love how cats are so versatile, house pet to weapon in .4 seconds XD
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enphinitie
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ouch... :(
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andruha1123
| 5
can I have some snickerdoodles?