By Fonzie34 - 01/03/2010 02:42 - United States

Today, I was lobstering. While I was getting bands, my co-worker decided it would be funny to make a lobster pinch my ear. it was a 4 pound lobster, and my ear was swollen for 5 hours. FML
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DGross 8
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I say unleash a 6 pound one on his nuts and see how he likes it :-P

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vexis58 1
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I was not aware lobster could be a verb. Learn something new every day.

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Peter_File 0

epic win for the co worker

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im2good25 0

epic win for the lobster

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tweetbaby14 18

mmmmm lobster. oh yea and you should of made one pinch the other persons face

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reyemrein 0
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There are much more painful places where you could make a lobster pinch him....

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vrock 0

what an asshole

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IfuckedMYlifebad 0
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smack her with the lobster

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FYLDeep 25

Or hire Mike Tyson to get him back.

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fattypie101 0

suck it up

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DGross 8
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I say unleash a 6 pound one on his nuts and see how he likes it :-P

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Asstazztic 8

You guys are immature for telling him to be just like this immature dick

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I_am_that_guy 0
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the two of you are terrible that was a dick move but any pain to the balls is just too much I'd rather get pinched by a lobster on the ear than anything to the balls

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I_am_that_guy 0
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btw swollen for 5 hrs isn't so bad at least it wasn't swollen for days op is a fast healer I guess

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iota_fml 0
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snickers what a waste of good food that would be £。bster ftw

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Fedor_is_KING 0
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I just visualized said FML. Your co-worker was right, it WAS funny. FYEL (E for ear)

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mama2b3 20

chuck a lobster at his face! better yet, do cats enjoy lobster? if so throw a cat at him the cat should try to maul him if he smells like lobster which I'm assuming he would... awh i love how cats are so versatile, house pet to weapon in .4 seconds XD

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andruha1123 5
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can I have some snickerdoodles?

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