FML : Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun....

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Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By brandogg - / Saturday 30 April 2016 00:11 / United States - Clovis

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By ThePaperDragon | 31

#6593124 - Saturday 30 April 2016 14:51

Your brother has a very twisted sense of humor.

By Mightyrif | 23

#6593125 - Saturday 30 April 2016 14:50

FYL but I hope your brother gets some serious scolding from your parents. He deserves it.

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By ThePaperDragon | 31

#6593124 - Saturday 30 April 2016 14:51

Your brother has a very twisted sense of humor.

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mbrigham1223 | 5

#6593157 - Saturday 30 April 2016 15:27

now*

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domolovesyoshi | 33

#6593218 - Saturday 30 April 2016 17:34

Who are you correcting?

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bearbear120 | 27

#6593219 - Saturday 30 April 2016 17:40

He's correcting the FML it says know instead of now

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brandogg | 13

#6593220 - Saturday 30 April 2016 17:44

true

By Mightyrif | 23

#6593125 - Saturday 30 April 2016 14:50

FYL but I hope your brother gets some serious scolding from your parents. He deserves it.

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obewonstrangeone | 18

#6593181 - Saturday 30 April 2016 16:22

Scolding? I'd make him wait hand and foot on his brother until his ankle healed. Depending on how bad it was, I might make him do chores to pay off the hospital bills.

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walker9879 | 25

#6593211 - Saturday 30 April 2016 17:10

He shot him. It's pretty bad.

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arano | 29

#6593902 - Sunday 1 May 2016 16:12

If I were the parent, I would let OP shoot the brother back with the pellet gun. Obviously not from point blank but the brother would definitely learn his lesson.

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halcyon93 | 16

#6594219 - Sunday 1 May 2016 22:47

That suggestion reminds me of an episode of Modern Family.

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Isn't It Ironic? | 24

#6594450 - Monday 2 May 2016 4:33

Or make his brother pay for the medical bills.

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Talented73 | 53

#6706155 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 18:36

He ought to be arrested for that!

By Theuser12 | 4

#6593127 - Saturday 30 April 2016 14:51

Get a new brother.

By nonsensical | 26

#6593130 - Saturday 30 April 2016 14:52

What a dick.

By ilovesoccer1610 | 31

#6593135 - Saturday 30 April 2016 14:59

Were you the one who broke their ankle sliding down the rail of a set of stairs?

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SevieCookie | 12

#6593145 - Saturday 30 April 2016 15:16

Yes it is, just checked the author XD Now that is unlucky OP!

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obewonstrangeone | 18

#6593186 - Saturday 30 April 2016 16:29

This just isn't his week...

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brandogg | 13

#6593221 - Saturday 30 April 2016 17:46

yeah

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Dale_shackleford | 13

#6593261 - Saturday 30 April 2016 19:14

This is the first time I've ever seen a follow up fml.

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Odiz747 | 23

#6593292 - Saturday 30 April 2016 19:50

Sorry I disliked your comment, hit the wrong button

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allie2590 | 30

#6593556 - Sunday 1 May 2016 2:42

Both you and your brother are pretty alike when it comes to doing dumb shit eh OP?

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SixthSinEnvy | 39

#6593978 - Sunday 1 May 2016 18:16

You never did say whether you got the girl or not.

By capnjacksparrow | 7

#6593136 - Saturday 30 April 2016 15:00

I hope you mean ex-broth....... Wait nevermind

By blackjackandcoke | 9

#6593137 - Saturday 30 April 2016 15:01

Your brother is an idiot.

By NostalgiaFreak9 | 39

#6593138 - Saturday 30 April 2016 15:03

Make your brother pay for the bill.

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brandogg | 13

#6593222 - Saturday 30 April 2016 17:47

Actually my parents have to pay but I'm sure he is going to get what he deserves.

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NostalgiaFreak9 | 39

#6593353 - Saturday 30 April 2016 21:16

I hope he does get what he deserves.

By Chloe555_fml | 27

#6593150 - Saturday 30 April 2016 15:19

Job security for us nurses.

By MidnaLink | 31

#6593160 - Saturday 30 April 2016 15:33

I'm suddenly glad of two things:
No broken bones.
No siblings.

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