Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I saw an old man on his porch. Being friendly, I waved at him as I ran by. Apparently his idea of greeting someone is pelting them with stones. FML
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slick5880
| 22
Some people like getting stoned in the morning. I guess you look like one of those people.
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AhhBrenid
| 8
Old people are funny :)
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AhhBrenid
| 8
Old people are funny :)
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theTrollGuy
| 7
And so is people with exposing profile pictures.
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ColdplaySucks
| 18
(Clint Eastwood voice): Get off my lawn.
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ripgeorgecarl1n
| 7
It seems the Get Off My Lawn movement is turning violent.
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leadman1989
| 15
Hey 20 some of us are pathetic and horny enough to enjoy the odd not-totally-raunchy possibly underage boob shoot ok.
Now where was I?
Fap fap fap
Now where was I?
Fap fap fap
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
This just further proves that old people can get away with anything.
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slick5880
| 22
Some people like getting stoned in the morning. I guess you look like one of those people.
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PinkLove98
| 0
haha thats funny
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TurnpikeTwister
| 0
I do, but not like that, and I usually require a B.O.B. right after...
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mr_inkredible
| 0
So he had stones with him just in case someone waved at him? This guy is prepared
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MwahFMLS
| 6
Too late to apologize!
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theTrollGuy
| 7
U mad?
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Alexandra53225
| 4
why do people try to be social
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superficialheart
| 11
Why do you try to be funny?
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DocBastard
| 38
That doesn't look like an attempt at humour to me. It looks more like a simple rhetorical question.
Here's a non-rhetorical question for you - Do you have to try to be bitchy to people, or does it come naturally to you?
Here's a non-rhetorical question for you - Do you have to try to be bitchy to people, or does it come naturally to you?
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superficialheart
| 11
Thumbing you down, how do you like me now?
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KaySL
| 24
Ooh, YOU GOT HIM GOOD THERE, Superficialheart!!!11!1!1
That was sarcasm, by the way. I feel the almost overpowering urge to point that out, as your IQ level appears to be more or less the same as that of a glass of freshly-curdled milk. Go back to begging your mom and dad for a new Ferrari or something, Superficialcunt.
That was sarcasm, by the way. I feel the almost overpowering urge to point that out, as your IQ level appears to be more or less the same as that of a glass of freshly-curdled milk. Go back to begging your mom and dad for a new Ferrari or something, Superficialcunt.
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sydie5
| 12
KaySL you're a little bit bitchy yourself. Arguing with an idiot only makes you one.
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KaySL
| 24
The difference being I only bitch at idiots who blatantly bring it upon themselves, like this insecure child here. And I wouldn't be calling others idiots with an entitled profile bio like yours. Thanks for playing.
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DocBastard
| 38
No Sydie, KaySL is a lot bitchy, but that's why we all hate/love/admire/despise her/him/it.
Clear?
Clear?
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
What does thumbing down the person calling you out will do much to you? That's like saying you're going to flood the earth, with a gardening hose. Really stupid.
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leadman1989
| 15
I'm here also.
Contribute something? Do I ever?
Hahahahaha
:(
Contribute something? Do I ever?
Hahahahaha
:(
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Daralea
| 21
sydie, she wasn't arguing with an idiot. She was merely shaking her genitals and throwing her shit at it.
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Savra_fml
| 17
Come on, did you wave or give him the finger?
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qazaq
| 1
He might have had bad eyesight and thought thy you were flipping him off... Maybe
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iiNommBaconz
| 0
Well at least he didn't throw bricks. I would've thrown bricks. Hmmm, I'm gonna buy me some bricks. Mmmmmm Brickkszzzz *brick-gasm*
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alteregome
| 9
The hell is wrong with you?
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Lidiya8lml
| 0
Your a fucked up 14 year old brat. Shouldn't 14 year olds be happy and cherry about stuff?
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iiNommBaconz
| 0
*You're *cheery. And, obviously my comment was sarcastic, you on the other hand are a complete ignorant dick. My comedy is different, get over it and learn to be mature.
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
Why not be cherry? Some people enjoy being sweet and fruity. And sometimes wild.
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Lidiya8lml
| 0
Really pelting bricks is fun? What the fuck is wrong with u. I'll remember that when I'm pelting bricks at u dumbass
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iiNommBaconz
| 0
Once again, obviously I was being sarcastic (hence the "brick-gasm"). Seriously dude, take a darn joke.
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Lidiya8lml
| 0
Knowing people like you it is probely not a joke and you are serisouly going to do it
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iiNommBaconz
| 0
Knowing people like me? You have no idea who I am. So back the fuck off and shut the fuck up.
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NEEPLES
| 7
I love you grandpa.
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idontknowyou123
| 0
Hehehe old man jenkins hehehe